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< Reply # 20 on 2/29/2008 12:20 AM >
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< Reply # 21 on 2/29/2008 7:15 AM >
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It is! Natxtron made Killdozer a pimp!


sheee-it... Killdozer was born a pimp




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< Reply # 22 on 5/6/2008 5:58 AM >
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1. I like to travel at the drop of a hat.
2. I like dogs way more than kids.
3. My goddaughter, Abigail, is way cooler than any kid I could ever hope to have.
4. I'm selfish.


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Fiance can't have kids. And before that, I was with a person who had Marfan syndrome (50% chance child would have had it). Plus I'm young. No money.

If I was rich and had a house and stuff (and by rich I mean maybe you know, 20,000 extra money to spend a year) then I would have two kids. Right now I fulfil myself with animal rescue.

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< Reply # 23 on 5/7/2008 2:46 AM >
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< Reply # 24 on 5/28/2008 5:06 PM >
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YAY. More like-minded people! Lets see if I can boil my reasons down sufficiently.

1) I'm selfish. I don't want to give up at least 18 years of my life, my libido, and the shape of my body for a brat. Oh. And money.
2) I'd be terrified the thing would be born somewhat disabled, mentally or physically, and unfortunately, you can't just return a defective kid.
3) They annoy me. A lot. And smell and cry. I cringe whenever I hear a child crying. I can't take it.
4) I'd probably end up leaving it in a car with the windows up, or strapping it to a leash so it can't get into trouble, or getting it debarked, and getting arrested.
5) I like cats and kittens. Why bother with people?


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I'd buy everyone on this board a round of drinks.




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< Reply # 25 on 5/29/2008 4:40 AM >
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3) They annoy me. A lot. And smell and cry. I cringe whenever I hear a child crying. I can't take it.


Same here. There've been several occasions recently where I've been trying to eat at a restaurant and someone has allowed their child to cry throughout the meal. Not cool. I think the rule should be that if it's after 8pm, or if the restaurant has cloth napkins, do not bring your child there. I'm not expecting quiet if I go to a pizza place at noon on a Saturday, but for fucksake, stay out of my indian restaurant.




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< Reply # 26 on 5/29/2008 10:18 PM >
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YAY. More like-minded people! Lets see if I can boil my reasons down sufficiently.

1) I'm selfish. I don't want to give up at least 18 years of my life, my libido, and the shape of my body for a brat. Oh. And money.
2) I'd be terrified the thing would be born somewhat disabled, mentally or physically, and unfortunately, you can't just return a defective kid.
3) They annoy me. A lot. And smell and cry. I cringe whenever I hear a child crying. I can't take it.
4) I'd probably end up leaving it in a car with the windows up, or strapping it to a leash so it can't get into trouble, or getting it debarked, and getting arrested.




I can so agree with all of the above!

When people ask me if I want kids, I reply...

I'm highly allergic! ha





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Re: I'm child free because...
< Reply # 27 on 6/5/2008 11:28 PM >
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1. no one will have sex with me (haha j/k, or am i?)
2. i am insane
3. i dont think i can get pregnant....
4. too many genetic issues in my family, my one nephew is going to have a miserable life and my one cousin has dwarfism... although not sure if it was her side of the family that has the gene so...
5. theres too many people on this earth as it is
6. my parents would only criticise my parenting, even though i could never be as bad as they were to me
7. no one will have sex with me!!!!!
8. kids cost money, and i like having money....
9. id obsess and worry too much
10. no one will have sex with me




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< Reply # 28 on 6/6/2008 6:29 AM >
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Why I never want kids and am angry that the doctors wont remove that evil baby making area already...I'm sure if I was in China I'd be paid to not have kids damn government always one step behind

1. I can always dress up a small dog and take it into a store and watch idiotically as it pees on the floor, eats the merchandise and bites other shoppers. At least with the dog I know those aren't my genes at work and I'm not a failure as a parent.

2. Kids walk around with poop duct taped to their ass until their about 2-3 years old. This is just the beginning of the gross things children do. I don't want to get used to changing somethings poop bundles unless its for something that makes me excited. Compare: Diaper wearing monkey. Baby. Diaper wearing monkey. Baby. I'd take the monkey cause thats just badass.

3. I want to do the things I couldn't as a kid. Eat ice cream for dinner, watch horror films all night, run around naked with finger paint on me, go skydiving or trespass in buildings. I don't want to put this on hold until my kids are adults. By that time I'm going to need hip replacements and no one wants saggy old lady boobs in finger paint

4. I earned it. I managed not to die before reaching adulthood by having luck and some intelligence to overcome life's obstacles. I didn't put the fork in the wall socket, I looked both ways before crossing the street, and I didn't get in cars with strangers for candy. If I have a kid it's going to kill me within 3 years max of having it.

5. WHERE YOU FIND ONE KID YOU FIND MORE. If you have a child, and it does happen to be cool...it's got friends. You have to go birthday parties, parent teacher crap, recitals, playgrounds, Chuck E. Cheese, slumber parties, the mall, and none of this is for you! There is always that one dirty kid who discovers deodorant about 2 years after everyone else and he just happens to be your kids best friend.




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< Reply # 29 on 11/17/2008 2:53 PM >
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I don't have one because I honestly don't want one until I can afford it. My wife wants a kid pretty badly. I figure we'll have one in about 2 years. There's just too much going on right now to afford one. I want to buy a house before having a child. I don't want to raise a child in a house that's not mine.

I'm also really specific. I want a girl. I want a girl that's into boyish things. The chances of this happening are pretty nil, so I'm not too horribly anxious to have one now and be let down all that much sooner. I figure in 2 years we'll be settled in life and own a house, and be comfortable enough that we could afford a third person. It's just not possible right now.




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< Reply # 30 on 1/6/2009 9:24 AM >
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I don't even like being in the same room with children. I can not imagine a life that involved being tied to this drooling, pooping, screaming thing that is basically a parasite. I must say I'm glad I found this board...I was beginning to think I was alone in my child hatred.






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< Reply # 31 on 2/27/2009 6:26 PM >
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Alrighty, I'm child-free because:

1) I worked as a camp counsellor dealing with hundreds of little brats every day. NEVER AGAIN.
2) If I'm going to explore the world, the hell if I'm gonna have a little bastard beg me to see Mickey Mouse.
3) There is NO WAY IN HELL anything that big is coming out of my vagina
4) They'll probably have a fun mix of emotional disorders
5) I especially loath kids in the pre-puberty ages of 9 to 14 when they start to really become assholes
6) Boyfriend doesn't want 'em either (thank god)
7) I'd probably be a horrible mother anyway. I can just see it now...

MOMMY! Can I have a cookie? PLEEEEASE! Why aren't you listening mommy? Mommy why are you always drinking from that big bottle? MOMMY I GOTTA GO PEE PEEE!!





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< Reply # 32 on 2/27/2009 6:46 PM >
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1. In 2016-17 I may consider it. When I'm 28-9, Have been out of college for a few years. But I'm too young to have kids.
2. Child Support: Do Not Want.
3. Girls who want kids at my age; piss me off. So I wouldn't sleep with them anyways.
4. I work at McDonald's and kids 5-15 piss me off; but parents piss me off more. Joining their ranks would be treason.
6. Before they get to kindergarten, they only have one influence, you; once they start getting influenced by all the other kids with shitty parents.
7. Once they reach 16-18... get a car and job. They will straighten out; you hope.
8. Just wait till they learn the word "No!"
9. Did your mother ever tell you this one: "I hope you have a kid who is EXACTLY like you." The world really doesn't need two of me. It might implode.


10. Broken Condom, Forgot the Pill? When in Doubt, FALCON PUNCH!

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< Reply # 33 on 2/27/2009 6:52 PM >
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7. Once they reach 16-18... get a car and job. They will straighten out; you hope.
8. Just wait till they learn the word "No!"
9. Did your mother ever tell you this one: "I hope you have a kid who is EXACTLY like you." The world really doesn't need two of me. It might implode.


10. Broken Condom, Forgot the Pill? When in Doubt, FALCON PUNCH!
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16 for a job? Fuck that, I started working at 14 and they will too. I wouldn't pamper them with a free car that they'll probably crash anyway. I had to work for everything and it apparently has made me into a better person, so same goes for my (hypothetical) offspring.




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< Reply # 34 on 2/27/2009 7:02 PM >
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16 for a job? Fuck that, I started working at 14 and they will too. I wouldn't pamper them with a free car that they'll probably crash anyway. I had to work for everything and it apparently has made me into a better person, so same goes for my (hypothetical) offspring.


16 for a state legal job.
I didn't have a job or license till I was 19, but there were other circumstances at play with me (wrongly proscribed drugs)
There is talk of raising the driving age to 18. If anything they should start training them at 14, how to drive.




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Drive at 14? Oh hell no I don't even trust 16 year olds driving. I also live in an absurdly populated area where NO ONE seems to know how to drive.

I can understand wanting to push the working age to 18 from a legal perspective (signing contracts, not being responsible for minors, etc.), but I think the more experience you have before you're 18 the better. I worked as a camp counsellor from age 14 to 15, then worked at a theatre til I was 17. At 18 now I'm getting a commission based job that I most likely wouldn't be able to keep if I didn't have a clue about retail or how to work with people.




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< Reply # 36 on 2/28/2009 5:21 AM >
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Drive at 14? Oh hell no I don't even trust 16 year olds driving. I also live in an absurdly populated area where NO ONE seems to know how to drive.

I can understand wanting to push the working age to 18 from a legal perspective (signing contracts, not being responsible for minors, etc.), but I think the more experience you have before you're 18 the better. I worked as a camp counsellor from age 14 to 15, then worked at a theatre til I was 17. At 18 now I'm getting a commission based job that I most likely wouldn't be able to keep if I didn't have a clue about retail or how to work with people.


Exactly. They should be going to driving school and starting to learn to drive early. They shouldn't be allowed to drive on roads before they are 16. But parents should be teaching their kids the basics as early as 14. I think completing a 300 mile road trip should be a requirement before you get your license.

They should have a tier license. Instead of the permit/license/age restrictions deal they have going on.

Cell phones are a *REALLY* big problem around here. The most dangerous drives are the un-alert non-aggressive drivers. You will NEVER see two alert aggressive drives in an accident with each other. People who don't pay attention to what they are doing, are the ones that cause and get in accidents.




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Ah, I see. I agree with you. The "Driver's Ed." course we had back in high school wasn't really hands on or anything. Definitely wasn't enough. Parents definitely should reinforce that. I also think people should go through a course that shows how to take care of the car.

Cell phones are a bad problem around here too. Probably in most places. It's apparently illegal, but every time I drive (which is a LOT) I see multiple people on the damn things. And why does it seem like rain turns people into WORSE drivers?

Eeek. Getting off topic. Ok, so yeah. Kids suck.




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< Reply # 38 on 2/28/2009 8:54 PM >
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I'm a little late to reply but I must! I HATE KIDS!

1. I don't have the patience to deal with the stupid shit they say.

2. I hate screaming and crying and if i had to deal with that in my home, when I'm trying to sleep I would have to throw that thing against the wall.

3. I could never change poopy diapers

4. I have dogs and birds. They are my babies and they are much more appreciative of me than a kid would be.

5. I'm selfish

6. I could never afford to send it to college.

7. I like to go where I want and do what I want to do when I want.

8. There are enough fucking people already in this world

9. If i had a kid and took it to a restaurant and it started acting up I would probably back hand the damn thing.

10. when they get to be around 12 and 13 they are evil monsters.

11. they are dirty and smell funny.

12. the thought of being pregnant absolutely disgusts me.

13. Babies scare the crap out of me.




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hehe I like how you referred to the kid as "it"




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