I don't want to pass my bad habits on to them. They'll learn their bad habits on their own very well.

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Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay
Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT


My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.



http://www.craigsl...dc/1126876415.html

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

I'd do it for $500.

G'day everyone I also feel the need to ad to this thread.
to put it in simple terms i friggin' hate babies, kids, poop factories or whatever you wish to call them. My missus also hates them as well, we have our two cats (blackie & champaz) and are happy with just having them..and each other.

reasons
1) they farken stink and poop like a sausage making machine, if I want to immerse myself in poop I will pop the manhole in the backyard of my apartment block and dive headfirst into a sanitary sewer..not!

2) their squealing is the equivalent of a jet turbine at full throttle, except the turbine sounds a lot nicer.

3) I can't tolerate people's little brats that they can't be bothered controlling in shopping centres etc, "for fuck's sake control your dippy child!"

4) I don't speak kidspeak and never ever want to.

5) I am just getting into UE and would eventually like to travel, no hope of that with kids around.

6) they are expensive.

7) the education system is a brainwashing academy to produce good little obeying drones for the state, If i HAD to have a kid it would be getting homeschooled, no aspartame or colourings and no dodgy vaccines.

I think the above is quite sufficient!

Children are something you raise for two decades that just grows up to betray you. I don't know who the fuck would want them.

On another note... the whole childbirth/pregnancy/boobs leaking milk thing is just nasty. So is being a housewife that has no purpose in life beyond 1. taking care of the kids and 2. being a babyfactory. Ew.


I am 22. All of the females I knew from high school are at their parent's house with kids of their own, or working multiple jobs trying to "make it" because daddy is a deadbeat.

Posted by White Rabbit By being batshit crazy. It's a loooooong story. And I find the crazy bitches through sheer statistical probability. You spin that great big Pussy Wheel enough times, and you're bound to land on the FUCKING CRAZY BITCH slot a few times.

lol!!! have landed on that slot (or in that slot) a few times.
i dont like kids cuz i have lived with a 4 year old... and his mom. i have way too much nice shit... for a 4 yo to fuck up... polus i see alot of bad stuff i did when i was that young... that i got away with.
cdevon1200

I'm not child free, because I love kids.... however, I know many people who are child free for several reasons and none of those matter because that is their decision.

I hate people who think you are broken just because you don't want children. There is no single receipe for a happy and successful life. If you don't want children, great. If you do want children, great.

Some of my friends love my kids, they love to visit, they love to play, they love to go home when it is over. They love to be called Aunt or Uncle, they just do not want their own children. The one thing they all have in common, their families pressure them to 'settle down' and have kids. Their friends with kids pressure them to have kids. It is a shame that people try to pressure other people into huge lifestyle changes and commitments.

My 'child free for life' friends respect my decision to have children and they get the same respect from me. Children can be a wonderful blessing to the right parents, but an awful curse to the wrong parents....

Stay strong - If you don't want children, don't let anyone change your mind!

I got 'fixed' after my last child, and my closest friend got 'fixed' shortly afterwards. He is the same age, not married, never plans on being married, and will never never never have kids. So many people gave me negative feedback about his decision to get 'fixed' because he 'might want children' or he might 'get married' ect. No one made any comments about me being 'fixed' and I suppose that means my quota for children has been reached. He is the best uncle my kids could ever ask for, and I wouldn't change anything about him.

Posted by Nvr2loud Stay strong - If you don't want children, don't let anyone change your mind!

Don't worry, I won't submit to something growing inside of me ;D

1. Kids suck.
2. I don't like people who aren't capable of taking care of themselves.
3. I'd have to hang out with moms.
4. They cost a truckload, and I'd rather spend that money on fun shit, not on being shit on.
5. I HATED being a child, and I'm not cruel enough to inflict childhood on another human.
6. Dogs KICK ASS. They are so much better than children.
7. There are already too many people in the world.
8. I'd have to take time off work to be pregnant, and my job is WAY too awesome to take time off just to be miserable.

PS: I had my tubes tied when I was 23, and that's tied for the best decision of my life (tied with becoming a rope access technician)

1. Kids annoy me to no end
2. The world is overpopulated as is
3. Small children are cockblocks
4. I like my personal space
5. I would rather spend my money on other things
6. I don't have the patience for kids
7. Cleaning up poop, barf and pee is not something I am willing to do (Unless its my own)

Posted by Annapurna 1. Kids suck. 2. I don't like people who aren't capable of taking care of themselves. 3. I'd have to hang out with moms. 4. They cost a truckload, and I'd rather spend that money on fun shit, not on being shit on. 5. I HATED being a child, and I'm not cruel enough to inflict childhood on another human. 6. Dogs KICK ASS. They are so much better than children. 7. There are already too many people in the world.

What she said ^^, and you can make a LOT MORE noise without dependents.

I'm the oldest of 7 kids.

That means I've already changed plenty of diapers, fed babies, was mistaken for a teen mom, etc.

Even without all that i might very well be happily child free. I really like my independence, and besides 7 billion people on this planet is enough.