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tippa 


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that is what i am supposively. i drink too much. hell im wasted right now. but... just wondering how many of you are actually in the same boat? ie for the ue (hahah) you meet a cool person... you think they are cool and vise versa and shit of that nature.... and you follow the heart. and it le screws you (i gotta learn french because im being le transfered to montreal soon) and then you are sitting there with a wounded soul. anyone else in the same le boat???.




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< Reply # 1 on 2/29/2008 7:17 AM >
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Repost when sober!




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< Reply # 2 on 2/29/2008 9:19 AM >
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Maybe this happens because your always "le drunk"??




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< Reply # 4 on 2/29/2008 2:56 PM >
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drink less




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I disagree with everyone. You need to drink more.




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tippa 


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wow... le drink was strong last night.

ill summarize the drunken ramble from last night.

you go after girl, she messes with your head, girl drops you like its hot.

wtf?




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drink more, mix it with PCP and LSD




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you go after girl, she messes with your head, girl drops you like its hot.

wtf?


I'd say, like... 70, maybe 80 percent, of all girls your age are nothing but vapid, narcissistic, self-entitled, complete and total pieces of shit.

My advice? Bang some older women for a while. It's eye-opening.



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i heard they are like fine wine. AND hell no on mixing pcp and lsd. my god. are you crazy. i like speedballs better.




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i drank way too much in the last month. there was a lot of exploring while drunk as well. i cant believe i didnt end up in the drunk tank at least once.

however i didnt go drunk on teh interwebs.

tl;dr: no drunk on interwebs




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I'd say, like... 70, maybe 80 percent, of all girls your age are nothing but vapid, narcissistic, self-entitled, complete and total pieces of shit.

My advice? Bang some older women for a while. It's eye-opening.


As much as I love disagreeing with WR, He does have a really good point. I have yet to meet a girl my own age who isn't batshit insane. Not just girls I've dated either, but also my best friends as well.




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drink less more.






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I'd say, like... 70, maybe 80 percent, of all girls your age are nothing but vapid, narcissistic, self-entitled, complete and total pieces of shit.

My advice? Bang some older women for a while. It's eye-opening.


Exactly. And it isn't just those perky little firm-fleshed 23 year olds either...this shit lasts until at least 30...and beyond.

Why? Back when I was in university, a virus swept through campuses throughout North America, and this virus was called political correctness, and it assumed that (generally) men were (are) motherfuckers, and once the radical feminists got hold of this vapid ideology, they let-er-rip with a load of horseshit called 3rd Wave feminism...or maybe it was 4th Wave...whatever. It was still shit whatever wave it rode in on. It taught a bunch of angry pissed off little princesses that...

...never mind. I sat in a class on feminist perspectives in popular culture and had to listen to this gem: sex (as in the maleness thing between my legs/the femaleness thing between her legs) is a cultural construction. There's no such thing as male/female. It's all a construct of male cultural orthodoxy.

I had to listen to women rant on about how a man should raise the kids, cook the food, do the laundry, change diapers and burp the baby.

And then, 15 years later, these same women are bitching that the men they married...the one's who stayed home and raised the kids while the wife built her career...are getting off easy. These are the women who marched for emancipation, for career advancement, for perfect little cupcakes for children raised by new aged sensitive men...and they got it. But then they got sucked into the Shelter Porn channel and started dreaming of brand new kitchens, a two car garage, and a spa-style bathroom all their own. Guess what...? In most cases, this requires a double income. The men who were busy changing diapers suddenly got whacked with the 'You lazy motherfucker...get a fucking real job and start pulling your weight around here."

I know a fellow stay-at-home father who once asked his wife to do the dishes after a particularly long and grueling day with his daughter, and his wife looked at him like head just grown a set of horns. She actually said "Sure...I'll do the dishes if you get your ass out the door and earn some fucking money."

This is the same woman who complained all through university (I was in several classes with her) that the domestic sphere is the site of modern slave labour.

Okay. [/rant]




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I just came a little.




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I'd say, like... 70, maybe 80 percent, of all girls your age are nothing but vapid, narcissistic, self-entitled, complete and total pieces of shit.

My advice? Bang some older women for a while. It's eye-opening.


My thoughts exactly. You haven't lived until you've made a 45+ year old broad cum.




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The best sex I ever had was with a gorgeous 51-year-old woman. (Or 52. I can't fuckin' remember anymore.)




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The best sex I ever had was with a gorgeous 51-year-old woman. (Or 52. I can't fuckin' remember anymore.)


I don't remember if she told me how old she was, but she was 'established in her career' and she had cool original art on her walls and chic furniture and her teeth were blue from all the wine she'd been drinking that night and when I bent her legs up around her ears, she let out a little squeak and a deep sigh and i plunged in and her eyes widened and she grabbed me (I was a hard-assed/washboard stomached young man in my early 20's) and she bit me a little and the she said 'You ever heard of tubal ligation?' and when it was all said and done, she brought in more wine, some runny brie and a loaf of bread, some pears and a few lines of really good blow and...

...I'm getting an erection just thinking about it.

She called my one night a few weeks later and invited me over to meet her friend, a nice older gal from some little place called Paris.

We partied.




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My thoughts exactly. You haven't lived until you've made a 45+ year old broad cum.


You don't even know how absolutely RIGHT you are on this one! Or, I guess maybe you do




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You don't even know how absolutely RIGHT you are on this one! Or, I guess maybe you do


I do indeed know how absolutely right I am on this. With total and complete certainty.




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