ever notice when you are in a relationship girls throw themselves at you, but when your single they are no were to be found?

shits fucked up...

~pyro

*hits the bottle*

Download this guys stuff from Comedy Central. He explains why in the most humorous way.

http://www.johnhef...hJICFQSLkgodOCgO2Q

EDIT: It helps to put the link, huh?

It's all in your head.

Yes. I did notice that. I'm now single again and I can hear a pin drop in the silence.

It's because you're more confident and less desperate when you already have a g/f. If you can keep that going when you're single you'll still be attracting women left and right, and you'll actually be able to do something about it. Trust me!

Action is completely right you gotta be confident and a little booze does some help too!

What I noticed to was that when I was single, most women wouldn't even look at me but after I met Shutterbug, I actually had two or three women express interest in me. My brother had the same thing happen to him when he met his wife.

Listen to action and you shall find satisfaction!

Posted by Lord Awesome Listen to action and you shall find satisfaction!

thats some class action satisfaction....

This happens with females too.
After Samurai and I started seeing each other, someone else expressed interest as well...because he was too chicken to say anything all along, he lost me, Sam got me and still has me.
I'm also guessing it happened to him too, but on a different level. I know there were at least two women that were interested in Sam at work. One of them has been around the block, more times than anyone cares to remember, the other...well...she's just plain out of it and in her own world. Both women are about 10 to 20 years his senior...which just made it weird.
Not that age has anything to do with it at all, it's just when one is a crazy cat lady and the other a slut...and that is not just me talking because of jealousy, I have nothing to be jealous or envious of them for...one of them brags about the amount and penis size of men she's slept with, the other has offered to give blow jobs for 30 dollars a piece to men at the jobsite.

Shael

After my cousin got married, he said it was like his wedding ring became a chick magnet.

He asked me why, and I told him that as far as I was concerned, married men were off my radar. But then I started asking my friends about it.

Most of them said they DO flirt with married men; mostly for two reasons:

1. Its safe. You can sit at a bar next to married guy and most times he's loving the attention so he'll buy you drinks all night long. When its time to go home, you can easily go your separate ways.

2. Challange. A girl I work with says she LOVES to see if she can get a married guy to cheat on his wife by being with her. I can't remember the last time she dated a "single" guy. After a couple dates, when she knows she won the challange, she moves on.

So before you "taken" guys think you blew it by getting into a relationship; just remember that the majority of the women (I talked to anyway) say its mostly for the challange and free drinks.

Like the old saying goes; "we always want what we can't have".

I've always had the opposite.
While I've been in a relationship, I've had very, very few passes at me.
As soon as that relationship ends, I have to start beating them away with sticks.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Wanna hang out?"

Posted by Lexi I've always had the opposite. While I've been in a relationship, I've had very, very few passes at me. As soon as that relationship ends, I have to start beating them away with sticks. Brings a whole new meaning to "Wanna hang out?"

tl;dr

wanna hang out next week lexi?

Posted by Debi Like the old saying goes; "we always want what we can't have".

Well put. When something is considered "forbidden", it is that much more attractive.

Posted by Lexi As soon as that relationship ends, I have to start beating them away with sticks.

Video?

Posted by Brind Video?

Why would you want a video when you can get the full Lexi experience in real life?

Posted by Lexi Why would you want a video when you can get the full Lexi experience in real life?

Ok, but you've gotta promise to beat random people with sticks next time I visit then.

Posted by Lexi Why would you want a video when you can get the full Lexi experience in real life?

wh-... what?

Oh. ok.

Posted by Brind Ok, but you've gotta promise to beat random people with sticks next time I visit then.

Shouting at people isn't enough for you, is it?
All the things I do for you, they're never good enough!
What the hell do I have to do to get in your pa- I mean... make you happy...

*cries*

Well folks...here I am, a man in terminal relationship melt-down, and it sucks and I've been miserable for the last year.

About 6 weeks ago, I was at a party for a film festival (my doc was being screened), and I'm standing there minding my own business, enjoying the free booze (a man in a little bow tie approached me with a bunch of martinis and asked if I'd like one, so I said "You're timing is perfect.") And I'm chatting and schmoozing (as best I can, given that making small talk is much like getting a root canal through the asshole) and after I sank my second or third drink, a lovely young woman walked up beside me and introduced herself.

I smiled, extended my hand and silently repeated her name 20 or 30 times so as to commit it to memory. Three martinis, right? Maybe I repeated it 40 times. She is an undergrad and she told me that she's "30 years old and that I started my degree late and are you a filmmaker and can you grab me a drink when the man with the bow tie walks by and I think I'm getting a bit drunk" and then we exchanged pleasantries and then a friend of hers came up and I was introduced to her as well and wouldn't you know it but she's a Japanese exchange student and she wanted a martini as well and I'm thinking "Jesus Christ. This is fantastic."

Why? Because I'm sliding into my mid-40's, and in six months time, I'm going to be single again.

"I think I'm getting a bit drunk," said my new friend, and then she placed her hand on the lapel of my jacket and giggled. "So...you make films."

On and on and the man with the little bow tie winked at me and made sure that all our drinks were fresh.

I left that party feeling like fucking George Patton.