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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Car Talk > Check out this moron! (Viewed 3816 times)
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Lippy Mechanic Bastard


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Check out this moron!
< on 4/15/2008 2:07 AM >
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Hahaha wow. What a tool.

I've never seen a '97 four door cougar, or a TRD Corolla.. or yeah, you get the point.




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< Reply # 1 on 4/15/2008 3:12 AM >
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I admit I don't know shit about Toyota's but this line just looks odd:

"All I can say is that it has the WRC Corolla Racing Engine, and the dualtronic transmission hashed into the car."




> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.
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< Reply # 2 on 4/15/2008 4:14 AM >
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Come on guys, he has a huge ass TRD sticker. I mean, it must be the real deal, right?




"Toyota vehicles are marketed to people who would be more excited about getting a new fridge than a new car I think." -Bandi
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< Reply # 3 on 4/15/2008 5:47 AM >
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I, of course, had to put my two cents in!




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< Reply # 4 on 4/15/2008 11:15 AM >
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Ummmmm didnt you all know? Performance Product decals (i.e. AER, Eibach, K&M etc etc.) INCREASE horsepower figures by 5hp per decal applied.




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< Reply # 5 on 4/15/2008 12:13 PM >
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Come on guys, he has a huge ass TRD sticker. I mean, it must be the real deal, right?


and i have a powered by honda sticker on a chevy optra...yeah




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< Reply # 6 on 4/16/2008 2:16 AM >
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heh... I have one "performance" sticker on my car. I don't even know what it's for, but it's on my dash, simply because I love badly translated stuff.

It says:

"Special Racing Preduce

Kakimoto Racing

Run. Lip. Sport."


I had to put it on. All your Toyota are belong to us!!





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< Reply # 7 on 4/16/2008 2:19 AM >
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I, of course, had to put my two cents in!



Yeah, I couldn't keep quiet on that one. What a fucktard.

I didn't even get in as deep as to mention that photo of the Celica is a JDM model (You'd think he'd mention if he had his little street racer imported from overseas... whether it was "in the system" or not!)



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< Reply # 8 on 4/16/2008 12:15 PM >
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I forgot to mention. As an ex racer......and yes I did make a name for myself (see pic)


This is my super custom race car.




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-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it"
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< Reply # 9 on 4/16/2008 4:12 PM >
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modified toyota enh? i got myself one of those while my jetta is busy at the garage.





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< Reply # 10 on 4/16/2008 6:58 PM >
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looks like my sprint SS




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bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


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< Reply # 11 on 4/17/2008 5:06 AM >
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And my WRC Tercel SR-5 GT-S TRD Type R GT-R SS GLH-S Turbo Z with v-tec, mivec, t-vis, zetec, tdi, vr6 AND a tripletronic transmission - all hashed in!

I think it's a wankel, too.






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< Reply # 12 on 4/17/2008 8:22 AM >
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And my WRC Tercel SR-5 GT-S TRD Type R GT-R SS GLH-S Turbo Z with v-tec, mivec, t-vis, zetec, tdi, vr6 AND a tripletronic transmission - all hashed in!

I think it's a wankel, too.






Bullshit. I believed you up until wankel, thats just throwing it over the edge.




> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.
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< Reply # 14 on 4/17/2008 11:19 AM >
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Hahaha I love it...





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< Reply # 15 on 4/17/2008 11:22 AM >
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This is my super custom race car.
http://i283.photob...kk297/BK8977/4.jpg


DANGER TO MANIFOLD!!!!!1111




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Samurai 

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my contributions to the thread originally referenced have been summarily removed by the management for inflammatory content.


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< Reply # 17 on 4/17/2008 10:55 PM >
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I have a shocker sticker, and im getting a check engine light sticker, thats how I roll.




bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


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< Reply # 18 on 4/18/2008 2:50 AM >
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My friend has a rusted out '86 Camry hatchback (Lowered a LOT, like, it scrapes everything)
He's got a big Massachussets "REJECTED" sticker on it.




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Lippy Mechanic Bastard


Location: Trent Hills, ON
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< Reply # 19 on 4/22/2008 3:25 AM >
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This one's for you, Samurai...



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Saw that parked at the local Tim Horton's on saturday.





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