Monday rolls around. Started off good. I finally got my Title for my car(WOO!!) I was fucking excited. I finally had my own car.
So my girlfriend calls me and says she needs a ride home. So i pick her up and we hang out for a while. We do some boyfriend/Girlfriend things and I drop her off.
So my buddy calls me and wants to chyll, So we do.

Two hours later, I get a call from the girlfriend

"Adam?"
"Yea?"
"...I think I'm pregnant"
....


FUCK!


So I start freaking out, She's crying, I'm trying to calm her down while freaking out.
So the next day I go and buy this pill, Called "Plan B" I went to K-Mart to get it. I get it and ask for a discount, Being that I work there. I didnt have the card I needed(Thanks corporate!) So I waste $42 dollars on this fucking thing.

I give it to her and she takes it, She has to take the other pill in twelve hours. So at 3:30AM she takes it. I'm on the phone with her trying to keep her ass awake and she starts getting sick. She can't feel anything, Can't breathe,Throwing up...I'm freaking out cause I'm thinking I just killed my girlfriend. We make it through the night, ALIVE. And I see her the next day.

Two days after that, I finally had my car on the road. And sicne my luck was so good this week. My car decides to fucking break on me, PERFECT!

So it's really hard to steer and it's making some weird ass fucking noise. So I call up Poppadukes. We figure out it's the main pulley on the engine isnt turning. Alright so I drop it off at the shop for the night.

In the morning I get a call saying that the Main Drive Pulley is covered in grease and it isnt spinning or something and it;s going to be $311 to fix. Alright fine, Three weeks paychecks down the drain. But I should have it back by tomorrow. I'll live a day without it.

Next day I get a call..
"Yea, Your crank shaft bolt is snapped and your engine is basically shot. I can fix it, but it's going to take a week"
FUCK!...
"...It's going to run you about $2000"


....


What did I do to someone. Seriously...Did I piss someone off on here and they fucking cursed me? Like What the fuck!..

...On top of that my fucking Psp is missing.

yeah i got dumped without warning, lived with two furries, moved to RI, had my ball joint break which broke my axle and oil pan, 850 dollars, bank of america fucked me over and didn't transfer my job like they said they would, became unemployed for three weeks which doesn't really work out too well when you dont live at home, got a job at stop and shop (pathetic) had a police report filed on me by said furries for a stupid reason and had my parents find out i was living with my other ex boyfriend which caused them to go back to hating me. on top of it my most recent ex likes to say really mean things to me and became a drug dealer.

shit happens. it usually happens all at once. it sucks. i feel your pain.



oh also, if she thought she was pregnant already, plan B wouldn't do anything..
but maybe she thought there was a possibility she could GET pregnant?

She thought she got pregnant that night.
Shit better work, Or she's goin down a flight of stairs..

Or I'll pay the $500 for the god damned abortion.

And that REALLY sucks, Seems to be a bad week for a few people this week.

WOO!!!
Just got word that she is officially not prego!!

She thought she got pregnant that night? I understand women's intuition, but that night?!

I'm sorry you're having a bad week, though. Jess is right, it all happens at once.

Well, She thought that night because she hadnt been on the pill for a week.

Condoms, dude, condoms.

Or, don't fuck such stupid girls. One of the two.

Posted by SaraBellum Condoms, dude, condoms. Or, don't fuck such stupid girls. One of the two.

Haha, Didnt have any and I was under the impression she was on the pill.
She neglected to tell me she rn out.

Posted by Caligula Haha, Didnt have any and I was under the impression she was on the pill. She neglected to tell me she rn out.

Yeah, then go with the last one I suggested.

Well, In her defense..

When everything is going and and things are gettin out of hand and all's you wanna do is one thing, That would be the last thing on your mind..

Was mine as well.

I'm really not trying to sound like a PSA here, or your mom, but part of being old enough to get it on is knowing that you need to protect yourself. Unless you want a Little Caligula runnin' around, that is.

Story time! My ex-boyfriend dumped me and started going out with his neighbor. She really, really wanted kids and he did not. She "forgot" to take her pill for a week and got pregnant. He did the honorable thing and married her stupid ass. He also gave up nearly every thing he loved (his music, his zine, traveling, all his female friends and most of his male friends). So, yeah, I tend to overreact a little bit.

If she was having those reactions to the pills...why didn't you go to the hospital?

I know how you feel, I traded my car in for Rockband. Worst idea of my life.

Posted by Bryan I know how you feel, I traded my car in for Rockband. Worst idea of my life.

yah. you should have waited for rock band 2.

sorry about your bad week, i had a bad day yesterday, and heavily considered taking a baseball bat to someones car. shit happens. good thing shes not preggers though.

Wow... glad to see someone else got the black cloud.
Bwahaha...

Caligula, I have to ask, what the fuck are they talking about your crankshaft bolt?
$2000? Huh? Details, son, details because I smell nonsense here.

PM me please.


Shit the only beef i am having currently is actually having to do something at work on day shift... oh me oh my.



And don't worry... just when you think life can't get any worse, the jokes' on you because fate comes along and fucks you. Slides horror and mayhem in without any vaseline. Just think, buttercup, only what? 60 more years to go?

ha.
ha ha.
ha.

Posted by Caligula She thought she got pregnant that night. Shit better work, Or she's goin down a flight of stairs.. Or I'll pay the $500 for the god damned abortion. And that REALLY sucks, Seems to be a bad week for a few people this week.

gee, that's so sweet. use a condom dipshit - or spend the $42 on the PILL

Posted by DiVaMoNKeY gee, that's so sweet. use a condom dipshit - or spend the $42 on the PILL

aww someone hit a nerve

And Samurai wonders why I'm so anal about my pills...

Shael

i used to miss pills all the time.
no babies.
there really is such a small window in which you can get pregnant.
maybe i should have worried more.
oh well.