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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Sailor Talk > BEER (Viewed 2112 times)
Poll Question:
BEER: Best beverage ever.
Total Votes:16
1. agree318.75 %
2. disagree212.5 %
3. mostly agree00 %
4. mostly disagree16.25 %
5. I don't understand the premise00 %
6. I only drink blender drinks212.5 %
7. agree16.25 %
8. agree212.5 %
9. agree16.25 %
10. agree425 %

KublaKhan 


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BEER
< on 8/8/2008 1:56 AM >
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Best beverage ever.

Just sayin.




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Wilk 


Location: NYC
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Re: BEER
< Reply # 1 on 8/8/2008 2:11 AM >
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Ahoy, way t' use up all the spaces Garrrr, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?




Ready for liftoff
SteamPunk 


Location: Sailing the seas of sleaze.
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Re: BEER
< Reply # 2 on 8/8/2008 8:36 AM >
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Posted by Wilky
Ahoy, way t' use up all the spaces Garrrr, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?


YARRRR!!!! Agreed...take yer damn land lubbin' grog eslewhere! There is a reason we pirates like Rum...higher concentraions of liquor are needed! ...now, as for you KK...WALK DEH PLANK!!




I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too!
earthworm 


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Re: BEER
< Reply # 3 on 8/21/2008 9:54 AM >
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only two things out at the sea and that's steers and queers, an' you don't look like no steer. YAARRRRRRR sea beer!

SHE BE ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE PORN BUOY!




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buckybear 


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Re: BEER
< Reply # 4 on 8/21/2008 2:12 PM >
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It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fucking organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fucking nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

[Repeat Chorus to Fade]




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Re: BEER
< Reply # 5 on 10/1/2008 10:34 PM >
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Yarrrrrrrrrr I likes me blush?




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KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Re: BEER
< Reply # 6 on 10/4/2008 5:00 PM >
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Yarrrrrrrrrr I likes me blush?


MISS. PISSYPANTS PIRATE ALERT




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