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KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Goatman < on 8/12/2008 6:30 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Every summer camp kid has heard this one. A lumberjack/woodsman is crushed by a falling tree. He severs his legs, kills a goat and attaches the lower end of the dead animal to his own mangled stumps. He recovers, goes insane and then snatches sleeping camper kiddies from their bunks and eats them. Variations: Goatlady, Bearman, Bearwoman, Slugman (dude is half eaten by a giant slug, goes insane and snatches sleeping camper kiddies from their bunks and leaves a trail of slime behind him). There is no Slugwoman, because that would be offensive.
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shotgun mario Location: MSP Gender: Male Total Likes: 283 likes MSP Elite™ Card-Carrying Member \| \| \|	Re: Goatman < Reply # 1 on 8/14/2008 4:39 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I've heard of the goatman and the ax attacks on people, but only more toward the east coast as opposed to the midwest (my region).
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logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: Goatman < Reply # 2 on 4/30/2009 3:52 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	the tv show "creepy canada" had a segment about the goatman.
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

Watcher Location: Louisiana Gender: Male Total Likes: 21 likes \| \|	Re: Goatman < Reply # 3 on 5/22/2009 3:25 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Read Jeff Foxworthy's autobiography "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem" for a rather humorous retelling of Jeff's own encounter with the Goatman legend in Georiga.
	"Well, let me just jump into my time machine, go back to the Twelfth Century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."

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Posted by Watcher
Read Jeff Foxworthy's autobiography "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem" for a rather humorous retelling of Jeff's own encounter with the Goatman legend in Georiga.

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Mutt12 Location: Dallas, TX Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like Hard-hat bat \| \| \|	Re: Goatman < Reply # 5 on 11/2/2012 2:18 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Friend's insane reclusive uncle out in Corsicana, TX is rumoured to be the father of that area's legendary goatman. Mainly because he did some time in the 1950's for bestiality.
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Posted by Mutt12
Friend's insane reclusive uncle out in Corsicana, TX is rumoured to be the father of that area's legendary goatman. Mainly because he did some time in the 1950's for bestiality.

And this shall be the name of my next grindcore band.

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propaganda Location: Olympia Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes \| \|	Re: Goatman < Reply # 7 on 2/26/2013 10:12 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	http://en.wikipedi.../Pope_Lick_Monster
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster

THIS shall be the name of my grindcore band. Or Pope Licks Monster.

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