For those who don't know the proper retarded terminology, 'donks' are what the idiots who drive them call the old fullsize sedans that are lifted with like 28" rims on them. For those lucky enough to have never heard of or seen this trend, here's an example:



Yeah...That's...yeah. See, I live in a small town in Ohio, so I've been lucky enough to never actually see one in person. However, right now I'm in Mississippi for a week to see my girlfriend. She lives near Hattiesburg, which is a large city absolutely full to the brim with the stupid things. My question is, how can that possibly be a good thing to do to your car? It doesn't look good, and if you think it does, you obviously need your brain checked. It doesn't help with acceleration or speed as it takes more work to get those big shoes moving. Doesn't help with aerodynamics or cornering since it's so tall your car will just topple over one day. It's the single stupidest trend in the auto customizing world and I defy anyone to find a worse one.

i was sitting at a red light and about 20 of those pulled up. some of them had lambo doors and they were driving with them open, another had the trunk open and there was a neon sign in it that said "get money" also they were playing shitty music on shitty speakers and it was making there shitty cars shake and rattle louder than the actual music which was audible up to 5 miles away

I just vomited all over my desk.

Tyrone Biggs, Harlem
-Rollin' on donks
-Global Casting Star

My donk is WAY donkier than yours!

A 'donk' is also an engine. At least over here, one could say they run an SR20 Turbo donk in their car, and not have to run 29" wheels and Lambo doors...

Posted by Bustedknuckle My donk is WAY donkier than yours! http://i251.photob...j8977/DSC03048.jpg

Holy negative camber batman.....

Posted by CDSbigsby For those who don't know the proper retarded terminology, 'donks' are what the idiots who drive them call the old fullsize sedans that are lifted with like 28" rims on them. For those lucky enough to have never heard of or seen this trend, here's an example: http://www.buymydo...m/images/759ka.jpg Yeah...That's...yeah. See, I live in a small town in Ohio, so I've been lucky enough to never actually see one in person. However, right now I'm in Mississippi for a week to see my girlfriend. She lives near Hattiesburg, which is a large city absolutely full to the brim with the stupid things. My question is, how can that possibly be a good thing to do to your car? It doesn't look good, and if you think it does, you obviously need your brain checked. It doesn't help with acceleration or speed as it takes more work to get those big shoes moving. Doesn't help with aerodynamics or cornering since it's so tall your car will just topple over one day. It's the single stupidest trend in the auto customizing world and I defy anyone to find a worse one.

I saw some of those in Memphis...the funny thing was it was completely non stereotypical. Most of the ones I saw skinny little white guys were driving them.
The worst one I saw was a dude driving one painted up with a mural of the Kool Aid Man surfing with captions and other stuff.
I still couldn't believe that some folks would pay that much for a custom paint job of the Kool Aid man with 21-25 inch spinner rims.
Some of them were actually tasteful. One was a 1980 something Monte Carlo with 25 or 28 inch rims, painted about the same color as Samurai's car with matching blue spinner rims and blue tinted glass. I liked that one, but the rim size just looked ridiculous. If they weren't so damn big, it would have been something I wouldn't have minded owning.
The worst part is I had no idea what to call them. I just described them to Sam over the phone. I liked the rims most of them had, I even suggested he get a set, but not in 25 inch. They have an insert inside that you can get any color you want that spins opposite the outer wheel. The wheel spins forward, the insert spins backwards or something like that. They actually looked kind of nice, other than the wheel size.

Shael

So what's up with the random fake advertising theme? I think the last one I saw looked like it was covered with giant M&M's.

*****bites tongue******

Havent you guys seen the KFC chicken ones running around? They seem to like to name them after popular ghetto foods. Im being serious. I was in Columbus Georgia and saw a purple Fanta Donk.

this trend singlehandedly out 'stupids' riced-out cars by a wide margin.

Posted by big dave Havent you guys seen the KFC chicken ones running around? They seem to like to name them after popular ghetto foods. Im being serious. I was in Columbus Georgia and saw a purple Fanta Donk.

I believe you, I was in Memphis, Tennessee when I saw the Kool Aid one at a stoplight near International Paper's headquarters, or what they call "The Towers" on Poplar Avenue.

Shael

Posted by big dave Havent you guys seen the KFC chicken ones running around? They seem to like to name them after popular ghetto foods. Im being serious. I was in Columbus Georgia and saw a purple Fanta Donk.

Here in Charlotte, NC they people who drive the one with commercial products or business are drug dealers. We have Hawaiian Punch, Monopoly, Sprite, Dr.Pepper, Mr. Pip, KFC from what I've seen.

About 3-4 of them had there cars impounded. In fact, at Eastland Mall one tried to pull a gun on my dad....People who make money illegally and flaunt it are fk tarded

holy shit

how the hell is that drivable

gotta be a trailer queen

More's the point, how the hell do you get into it?

Plenty of room for bump travel....