these inventions, these cursed appliances of the modern american home, were supposed to be soooooooooooo convenient to use.
Bullshit.
too little time, the thing stays frozen.
too much time and it either explodes or dries into something resembling a roofing shingle.

I hate anything other than popcorn cooked in the microwave. Shit gets soggy and disgusting. Fuck microwaves!

Hehe I love microwave popcorn. When my co workers really piss me off I burn it to a black crisp so they have to smell it for hours .

A friend of mine has been dying to buy an 1972 AMC Gremlin-X. Of course, their hard to find, but someone tipped us off that some "freaks" a few towns over had one sitting in their yard.

Sure enough, the car was there, along with approximately 200 to 300 microwaves, which were spread all over the property.

We started talking to the "freaks" and my friend mentioned that when we left there, we were going to a flea market down the street. The freak said "Well, if you see any microwaves, stop back here and let me know".

Finally we asked what the deal was with the microwaves. Seems they fill them with all kinds of shit; batteries, gun powder, firecrackers, frogs, etc etc and run them until they blow up.

Its their form of entertainment.

Posted by Squidgit I hate anything other than popcorn cooked in the microwave. Shit gets soggy and disgusting. Fuck microwaves!

True so true. We have one but it sees little use.

Those toaster ovens are a real nuisance too. We had a fire alarm this morning when one overheated. The sad part was though that the owner took it and dumped it in the stairwell while it was still pouring smoke out. Fire alarm and we nearly had a panic when people were smelling smoke in the stairwell and trying to get around it.

our last microwave died on the 11-7 shift... we took it up to the top of the digester tower (187ft) and heaved it over the side into the black liquor containment... it bounced.