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Shuga_Shane
Location: Richburg, Lynchmond Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes
"THRILL'D OUT DRUG SEEKER"
| | | Bad Puppy. < on 9/4/2008 4:26 AM > | Reply with Quote
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| jellybeans95
Location: Middletown, OH Gender: Female Total Likes: 77 likes
That... is a really incredible synopsis!
| | | | | Re: Bad Puppy. < Reply # 12 on 8/1/2010 4:58 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Our dog is the queen of garbage picking. She's not fond of being left alone, even if just for a half hour. She seems to think it her duty to scatter trash across the house every time my parents leave. Sometimes it's table scraps scavaging, other times it's decimating the bathroom garbage (what that bin contains that catches her interest is beyond me). When she was younger, she chewed up 3 different $50-a-pop Dish/DVR remotes. Also, since my parents got a new back door on their house, she figured out if she grabs the knob with her teeth, she can pop it open sometimes. The doorknob looks like someone took a crowbar to it. You can't leave food out where she can reach it either. She'll either eat it or "bury" it in couch cushions and piles of laundry if it's in plastic wrap. She ate an entire loaf of bread, bag and all, right before Christmas dinner once.
So yeah, I know about bad dogs.
| dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck. budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane. ~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati |
| alphie
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| | | Re: Bad Puppy. < Reply # 13 on 9/22/2010 5:46 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Oh man if I took pics of ALL the damage my Charlie has done, it would need its own thread. LOL Instead, I will just list them off. Charlie by the way is a boxer/beagle mix with the size closer to that of the boxer. 1. Has actually almost eaten through not one but two doors 2. We go through about one set of blinds a month. During one incident of madly trying to get out through the window, Charlie some how pulled a tooth out splattering blood EVERYWHERE. 3. Destroyed three throw pillows, after that decided to not get any 4. A few friends of mine were watching him while the hubby and I went out of town for two days. TWO DAYS! My friend walks into the house and thought somebody had robbed us. All the blinds were destroyed, my husband's 60" TV was knocked down with paw prints all over the back and nearly every door was chewed on. 5, Again while on vacation, this time my mother is watching him. She comes into the house, again she thinks somebody has robbed us. This time Charlie has gotten in my Transformers room (full of collectible stuff and some of it highly valuable) to see he as eaten, knocked over and yes even shat on a lot of the stuff in the room. 6. Almost on a daily basis he some how finds the trash we don't lock up and literally drags it all over the house. One of the reasons why we decided to put hardwood in. That and he had chewed on the carpet under the front door to the point where we couldn't get in half the time. 7. Doesn't know own size so unfortunately he has broken many of things including glass wear, plates and other items with level of his tail. 8. Has chewed up several books, not really sure why
I can go on and on. LOL
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| OwlsFlight
Location: Ehn Jay Total Likes: 45 likes
One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel
| | | | Re: Bad Puppy. < Reply # 16 on 2/25/2011 3:31 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | If only I was able to take some pics when I got home, but I was a little too frustrated to even think. Left the dog out for 6 hours while I went out to shoot some stuff about 35 miles from where I live, and the plan was to make it back just in time to watch the super bowl. I got home and opened the door with 10 minutes to spare, food in one hand, beer in the other, with all my camera gear in my bag on my back, and my jaw on the floor. The 4 spare feather pillows for when my friends crashed at my place which were hidden behind the couch, were now scattered all over the floor in a sea of feathers with my dog and cat trying their hardest to give me an innocent look half buried in the middle. At least 8" - 2" of feathers - everywhere. luckily they only got 2 of the 4 pillows, but it took a lot of cleaning to get the place back together. And I was still finding feathers months later. Pets, gotta love 'em.
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