One of many things that piss me off that people do in movie theatres...

- People who put their feet up on the seat in front of them. These asstards are so selfish and arrogant that they don't understand that their "foot rest" is in fact someone's head rest. By putting their dirty shoes up on the seat, whatever is on the dirty shoes transfers to the seat. These moronic fucks are so rude that even when asked to put their feet down, they refuse. These people deserve to be kicked in the testicles or ovaries until they can no longer reproduce.

Plus: - People on their cell phones during the movie. Let's put it simply. If you're at a movie, you're not important enough to be reachable by phone unless you're a doctor or maybe a lawyer. And even then, put the phone on vibrate and answer it in the lobby. The general rude asstard that goes to the movies barely needs a phone and they'd likely not be missed if they disappeared for days at a time.

- People who don't take their garbage to the garbage bins. I mean, how lazy are these asstards?? "The theatre pays people to clean the theatre" is a lame justification. These are the same fucktwits who throw their cigarettes out of their vehicle despite the vehicle coming equipped with ashtrays. Assfucks!!!

Every time I go to the movies, I squat with my feet on the armrests, take a dump on the seat, and then put my cigarette out in it.

But yeah, those dicks on the phone should die.

My last 2 cars did not come with ashtrays, they want $200.00 to add it. I put my ciggs out in a half empty water bottle. I will however whip it on the windshield of a fucktard behind me if the mood strikes me.

I have actually been to more than one movie where a person close to me talked on their cell phone through the entire damn movie! Where I'm at, movie tickets are at $8+ a piece, I can't imagine paying that on top of the cell phone bill to make a 90 minute phone call. Wouldn't it be cheaper for them just to sit in the car in the parking lot?

Only movie I'm hoping that's worth the $10.75 to see it, Is Max Payne.
I will kill if someone decides to be an asshole.

Posted by Caligula Only movie I'm hoping that's worth the $10.75 to see it, Is Max Payne. I will kill if someone decides to be an asshole.

YES.
I bet its going to suck though.

Anyways, I think the worst are the people who think they are funny enough to make commentary throughout the entire movie.

Posted by willskith Anyways, I think the worst are the people who think they are funny enough to make commentary throughout the entire movie.

QFT. I always want to pop those people with a taser.

Posted by willskith YES. I bet its going to suck though.

No Way, Mark Wahlberg Is an awesome actor.
The character line up is pretty good too.

holy shit i haven't been to a movie in a year and a half.

my biggest peeve are the fucking commercials before the movie. as if i didnt pay enough to sit here, eat $8 popcorn and have my feet stick to the floor.

yays

If it weren't for the drive-in in the summer, I'd never see anything that wasn't already out on DVD! Two movies for the price of one, and the comfort of watching in the car, which(at least mine does)has more comfortable seats, more leg room and no douchebag sitting next to you on a phone, or talking to friends...

I forget what movie it was, but the theater was packed and I had some asshole sitting right behind me, blasting some crappy rap music SO loudly on his Ipod ear buds that I could clearly hear it. I made a "turn it down" motion to him and he did, but I could still hear it enough if I tried, so it was still quite annoying. I took consolation in the fact he'll probably be deaf by the time he reaches 30.

I find in a not-so-crowded movie theater, if annoying people I don't like sit down near me, ripping ass is the best way to make them move. Even if it's silent they'll usually get up and walk away.

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. I find in a not-so-crowded movie theater, if annoying people I don't like sit down near me, ripping ass is the best way to make them move. Even if it's silent they'll usually get up and walk away.

"Fart and you stand alone".

Never thought of that one. Hmm. I'd say, even if the theatre is crowded, go for it! At least, if the people are pissing you off, then you can get back by farting them off!

Posted by Caligula No Way, Mark Wahlberg Is an awesome actor. The character line up is pretty good too.

I dunno. Plus, the director is responsible for the shitty Omen remake.