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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > What is WITH People?? (Viewed 3141 times)
Roland 


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What is WITH People??
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I hate when you're exploring some place and the "friend" you're with knocks you out from behind with a heavy pipe, sodomizes you repeatedly and then leaves you for dead in a pool of your own blood and shit. I mean, come on!



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< Reply # 1 on 9/10/2008 8:55 PM >
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I hate when you're exploring some place and the "friend" you're with knocks you out from behind with a heavy pipe, sodomizes you repeatedly and then leaves you for dead in a pool of your own blood and shit. I mean, come on!


Did you tell anyone? If you didn't, then that is why it keeps happening!




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Roland 


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< Reply # 2 on 9/10/2008 8:57 PM >
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Well I'm telling everyone here in a very vague thread!




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< Reply # 3 on 9/10/2008 9:01 PM >
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Sweetheart, I told you that was my thing before we even met.




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MutantMandias 

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Oh. More issues with quocky?




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GotPaisley! 


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< Reply # 5 on 9/10/2008 11:37 PM >
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awww. would it have been better if the friend was a 11 yr old boy?


just kidding.



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And that's why you should wear a helmet on your head and duct tape on your ass. Remember, protection is key here.




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Roland 


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Some sort of mouth guard would be nice too, but I'm not even getting into that now.




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I <3 you, Roland, even if you are a poophead.




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I guess.

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I hate when you're exploring some place and the "friend" you're with knocks you out from behind with a heavy pipe, sodomizes you repeatedly and then leaves you for dead in a pool of your own blood and shit. I mean, come on!


You'll take what I give, bitch, and you will like it.




Roland 


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Well in the future could you at least use a smaller dildo and maybe one that's not shaped like a cobra's head?




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Roland 


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I <3 you, Roland, even if you are a poophead.


I didn't realize until Sarah told me a few months ago that I was cause of the whole cunt thing you guys have going on. All stemming from the last time you called me that.




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Sarah


Eli's going to sodomize you extra hard next time for spelling my name wrong.




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Well in the future could you at least use a smaller dildo and maybe one that's not shaped like a cobra's head?


That was not a dildo. That was my penis.




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I hate when you're exploring some place and the "friend" you're with knocks you out from behind with a heavy pipe, sodomizes you repeatedly and then leaves you for dead in a pool of your own blood and shit. I mean, come on!


How is this NOT talking about it??




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Roland 


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It's shaped like a cobra's head?




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MutantMandias 

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You people are sick.




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TrixieSparrow 


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I guess.

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It's shaped like a cobra's head?


my penis IS a cobra.




GotPaisley! 


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You guys know that Roland keeps the fingers of his victims!!!!




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Fuck, I hate it when that happens.




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