Dear Illinois State Toll Highway Authority:

Thanks for sending me a bill for $750 for not using the I-Pass you said didn't exist. Thank you for also spelling my name Michile. Thank you sending it to a non-existing street named Bradle Path. Thank you for not sending me a bill after the first violation which was in October of 2007. Thank you for having the wrong license plate number.

Regards,
Michelle

Posted by DiVaMoNKeY Dear Illinois State Toll Highway Authority: Thanks for sending me a bill for $750 for not using the I-Pass you said didn't exist. Thank you for also spelling my name Michile. Thank you sending it to a non-existing street named Bradle Path. Thank you for not sending me a bill after the first violation which was in October of 2007. Thank you for having the wrong license plate number. Regards, Michelle

if they have all that information wrong, do you still have to pay it?

I fought a speeding ticket that I received on a road that Ontario had "downloaded" to Toronto. The road was previously under Ontario control and named as Highway 2A. Once Toronto assumed control the Highway 2A name was removed. I argued that receiving a speeding ticket on Highway 2A is impossible since no such highway exists. "Show me a street sign pointing to Highway 2A", I said. There were none - so the judge tossed it out.

Dear Atlantic Bell,

Thank you for sending me a $350 telephone bill yesterday for a phone in a city I never lived in.

Thank you for not letting the fact I have never lived in New York city keep you from putting it as a bad debt on my credit report.

Thank you for letting someone set up a phone line in my name in the first place in a city I never lived in.

Thank you for letting me know that this all apparently happened in 1997, but it took until 2008 to find me and put it on my credit.

And, Thank You for letting me know one of my options to make this all go away is to "Just pay it." even if it isn't mine.

Hoping this letter _{F**k you} finds you well.


Name withheld

_{This actually happened}

Indeed...clearly they have the wrong person on the wrong street. It's not you.

I have to end up paying $30 for the tolls that weren't registered on my IPass that apparently works SOME of the time.

They took off all the fines - but I still feel like I don't have to pay anything for their stupidity.

Posted by CaptOrbit Dear Atlantic Bell, Thank you for sending me a $350 telephone bill yesterday for a phone in a city I never lived in. Thank you for not letting the fact I have never lived in New York city keep you from putting it as a bad debt on my credit report. Thank you for letting someone set up a phone line in my name in the first place in a city I never lived in. Thank you for letting me know that this all apparently happened in 1997, but it took until 2008 to find me and put it on my credit. And, Thank You for letting me know one of my options to make this all go away is to "Just pay it." even if it isn't mine. Hoping this letter F**k you finds you well. Name withheld This actually happened

Dear Captain Orbit, debts over 6 years old are no longer valid.
this is an attempt by a scavenger debt collector to fuck you.

The worst are the medical bills I get for shit from 5+ years ago. I'm sure they dupe a lot of people into paying them too.

Dear Commerce bank.

Thank you for telling me that I could touch my money on "Float" Today, only for me to get there and be told that i cannot until Tuesday. Thus making me run out of Gas.

Thank you.

-Adam.

Watch out for leans on your debit and credit cards people from gas companies. They can put a $50-$100 lean on your card for up to 2 days.