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trent

I'm Trent! Get Bent!

Location: Drainwhale hunting
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 9 likes

Not on UER anymore.

Re: LOL Jesus
< Reply # 20 on 9/23/2008 10:27 AM >
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Posted by Opheliaism
http://i32.photobu...iaism/STuff/lq.jpg

WWRJD is double win!

He who rules the underground, rules the city above.

don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 21 on 9/23/2008 1:25 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	WWRJD? = what would raptor jesus do? all hail the second coming and VelociRapture, and remember: raptor jesus went extinct for your sins.
	leave the gun. take the cannoli.

argonian

Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 6 likes

"Now with added cats!"

Re: LOL Jesus
< Reply # 22 on 9/23/2008 3:23 PM >
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Posted by Opheliaism
OMG (not literally) I am dying over here!!!! My sides hurt from laughing.

Dear God,
Please don't let uptight people who can't take a joke get on this board.
Love ya lots,
Ophie

Too late, sweetheart, I am already here.

Que pasa, baby?

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 23 on 9/26/2008 5:05 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Heaven is Full of Dorks
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

PAexplorations Location: Pennsylvania Gender: Female Total Likes: 21 likes Medication Time... \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 24 on 9/26/2008 5:09 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Jesus is a friend of mine....Jesus is my friend... See them on MTV with a #1 hit coming out next week! now playing:Jesus: The Musical http://www.youtube...atch?v=4yCuAT0x0eU [last edit 9/26/2008 5:10 PM by PAexplorations - edited 1 times]
	Your hand is staining my window.

trent

I'm Trent! Get Bent!

Location: Drainwhale hunting
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 9 likes

Not on UER anymore.

Re: LOL Jesus
< Reply # 25 on 9/26/2008 9:14 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
Heaven is Full of Dorks

Great ska music. Horrible lyrics.

He who rules the underground, rules the city above.

musket boy Location: Maui Gender: Male Total Likes: 8 likes It smells like your grandpa and your feet stick to the floor \| \| \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 26 on 9/27/2008 1:17 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Q: Why couldn’t Jesus play hockey? A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. lol Q: How do we know Jesus wasn’t killed by the Jews? A: They would’ve only used one nail. lol
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dirt

Location: Oakland, CA
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes

Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

Re: LOL Jesus
< Reply # 27 on 9/27/2008 4:12 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
Heaven is Full of Dorks

Zap!

He seemed to move among very delicate objects, on ground mined with goodness knows what precious explosives. ~ Jean Cocteau

PAexplorations Location: Pennsylvania Gender: Female Total Likes: 21 likes Medication Time... \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 28 on 9/27/2008 4:59 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	[last edit 9/27/2008 5:09 PM by PAexplorations - edited 1 times]
	Your hand is staining my window.

trent I'm Trent! Get Bent! Location: Drainwhale hunting Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes Not on UER anymore. \| \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 29 on 9/28/2008 6:05 PM > \| Reply with Quote


	He who rules the underground, rules the city above.

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Total Likes: 207 likes

With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

Re: LOL Jesus
< Reply # 30 on 9/28/2008 7:56 PM >
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Posted by PaExplorations
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6048/jesusth1.jpg

Awesome. He really is everywhere.

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS

PAexplorations Location: Pennsylvania Gender: Female Total Likes: 21 likes Medication Time... \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 31 on 9/28/2008 8:20 PM > \| Reply with Quote


	Your hand is staining my window.

Ikky

Location: In Transit
Gender: Both
Total Likes: 4 likes

^ROLAND LOOK HERE^

Re: LOL Jesus
< Reply # 32 on 9/28/2008 10:13 PM >
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Posted by trent

Great ska music.

Nice oxymoron

I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Total Likes: 207 likes

With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

Re: LOL Jesus
< Reply # 33 on 9/29/2008 1:43 AM >
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Posted by trent

Great ska music. Horrible lyrics.

No. It's horrible music, with equally horrible lyrics.

In fact, each is so specifically horrible in its own right that together, their relative horribleness compliments the horribleness of the other, thus elevating both music and lyrics to an even stature of horrible.

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS

trent I'm Trent! Get Bent! Location: Drainwhale hunting Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes Not on UER anymore. \| \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 34 on 10/14/2008 8:45 PM > \| Reply with Quote


	He who rules the underground, rules the city above.

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 35 on 11/28/2008 2:31 PM > \| Reply with Quote


	http://www.longexposure.net

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 36 on 11/28/2008 6:37 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I'd totally fuck Jesus.
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

Alias Location: UK Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes www.nicholas-ada ms.co.uk \| \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 37 on 11/29/2008 12:46 AM > \| Reply with Quote


	www.nicholas-adams.co.uk

PAexplorations Location: Pennsylvania Gender: Female Total Likes: 21 likes Medication Time... \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 38 on 11/29/2008 4:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote


	Your hand is staining my window.

Opheliaism Moderator Location: Out on the border of everything and nothing, TN Total Likes: 32 likes Ophie \| \| \|	Re: LOL Jesus < Reply # 39 on 12/12/2008 3:26 AM > \| Reply with Quote


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