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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Princess Di < on 9/16/2008 11:35 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	They were funny at the time, are they still funny now (don't answer that)? What does Princess Di find more attractive than a rich Arab? A well-built Pole. What did St Peter say to Di when she reached the Pearly Gates? Wipe that Merc off your face! Why is Princess Di like a mobile phone? They die in tunnels. What's the difference between Di and a couple of dollars? It's easier to scrape together a couple of dollars. Now, if I could just remember some of those NASA jokes...
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trent I'm Trent! Get Bent! Location: Drainwhale hunting Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes Not on UER anymore. \| \| \|	Re: Princess Di < Reply # 1 on 9/16/2008 11:41 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	That's horrible. That's great!
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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Princess Di < Reply # 2 on 9/17/2008 11:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40. What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
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Re: Princess Di
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Posted by metawaffle

What would Di be doing if she were alive today?
Scratching at the lid of her coffin.

that's a good one. I'm going to be sure to use that one more often for random dead people...

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SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes Coming to a cinema near you this summer. \| \| \|	Re: Princess Di < Reply # 4 on 9/18/2008 9:06 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	What's the difference between Princess Diana and Princess Diana jokes? Princess Diana jokes can get old.
	[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness "You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle

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Posted by SaraBellum
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Princess Diana jokes?

Princess Diana jokes can get old.

Well done, well done

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SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes Coming to a cinema near you this summer. \| \| \|	Re: Princess Di < Reply # 6 on 9/18/2008 10:23 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I stole it. ETA more!! Edited to add this one. Seriously, it made me giggle for at least ten minutes when I saw it. I can't look at it for too long without laughing. I am twelve. [last edit 9/18/2008 10:27 AM by SaraBellum - edited 2 times]
	[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness "You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Princess Di < Reply # 7 on 9/18/2008 10:27 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Hey, I think that's the first Heath Ledger joke I've heard!
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Posted by SaraBellum

Edited to add this one. Seriously, it made me giggle for at least ten minutes when I saw it. I can't look at it for too long without laughing. I am twelve.

Yes...this is quite amusing.

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Re: Princess Di
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Posted by SaraBellum
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leave the gun. take the cannoli.

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