i thought this would be a good place to post this thread.


i just wanted to let everyone know how well my life is going. i have a really nice apartment with a great view and the rent is ridiculously cheap. i make really good money "working" in an office managing a bunch of my friends (who told the owner he should hire me while we were all at a bar - my interview was over crown & cokes). i get paid to read up on my hobbies and enjoy lulz on the internets instead of doing any actual labor, and i jump out of airplanes on a regular basis.

i'm single and don't have any responsibilities, but am an uncle and love my nieces and nephews. i live off a main route that has everything i could ever want within walking distance but i drive anyway. i ditched my irresponsible roommates and don't have to beg anyone for money, and always pay my rent and bills on time. my brother plays in two music projects and i get special treatment at any bar i go to.

my bed is huge and comfortable, so whether i'm in it by myself or sharing it with someone else there's plenty of room to stretch out and relax or bounce around and have fun. i have super-comfy 500 thread-count sheets. i recently got a saltwater fishtank and put beautiful fish in it and a chair in front of it and chill out watching the fish swim and play around. my friends and i have motorcycles and go for long rides in the foothills on twisty country roads. i have a ton of awesome friends and i'm always doing something on the weekends.

oh, and i had crab legs for dinner last night.

You smell bad.

good for you

Posted by don_corleyone i thought this would be a good place to post this thread. i just wanted to let everyone know how well my life is going. i have a really nice apartment with a great view and the rent is ridiculously cheap. i make really good money "working" in an office managing a bunch of my friends (who told the owner he should hire me while we were all at a bar - my interview was over crown & cokes). i get paid to read up on my hobbies and enjoy lulz on the internets instead of doing any actual labor, and i jump out of airplanes on a regular basis. i'm single and don't have any responsibilities, but am an uncle and love my nieces and nephews. i live off a main route that has everything i could ever want within walking distance but i drive anyway. i ditched my irresponsible roommates and don't have to beg anyone for money, and always pay my rent and bills on time. my brother plays in two music projects and i get special treatment at any bar i go to. my bed is huge and comfortable, so whether i'm in it by myself or sharing it with someone else there's plenty of room to stretch out and relax or bounce around and have fun. i have super-comfy 500 thread-count sheets. i recently got a saltwater fishtank and put beautiful fish in it and a chair in front of it and chill out watching the fish swim and play around. my friends and i have motorcycles and go for long rides in the foothills on twisty country roads. i have a ton of awesome friends and i'm always doing something on the weekends. oh, and i had crab legs for dinner last night.

You're fat.

Hey sport, why not try and get these numbers up http://www.dropzon...merica/index.shtml

Posted by argonian Hey sport, why not try and get these numbers up http://www.dropzon...merica/index.shtml

you know what? i tried, but it turns out i'm just a really good skydiver.

I just remembered the name of two bands that I used to love, and now I'm downloading a bunch of their songs.

My house is full of awesome people.

I don't love my job, but I don't hate it.

I get to see Mandias next weekend.

Marriage is awesome.

Love is good.

Post by SaraBellum

and you know what? i just remembered how awesome and clever i think your screen name is.

Yay! A lot of stupid girls named Sara have SaraBellum as screen names now. I say they are all copying me. On some websites, I am SaraBulpalsy.

Posted by SaraBellum Yay! A lot of stupid girls named Sara have SaraBellum as screen names now. I say they are all copying me. On some websites, I am SaraBulpalsy.

i remember you told me about that one last time we talked about it (like 2 years ago).

edit: that's SO wrong, but that's what i like about it.

Posted by SaraBellum On some websites, I am SaraBulpalsy.

I just peed myself.

Posted by SaraBellum SaraBulpalsy.

That's very good.

SaraDoctorinthehouse?

Posted by metawaffle That's very good. SaraDoctorinthehouse?

Ooooh... I like it!

noice