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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Exploring while busted (Viewed 4217 times)
hydrotherapy 

Clever Girl


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Re: Exploring while busted
< Reply # 40 on 10/7/2008 8:43 PM >
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I win the 'max damage to oneself while exploring' award.

LOOK AT IT!

Help me come up with neat excuses for my scars.







Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
don_corleyone 


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Re: Exploring while busted
< Reply # 41 on 10/7/2008 8:47 PM >
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Help me come up with neat excuses for my scars.



cuz "chicks dig scars."

btw, that's hot. nice work.




leave the gun. take the cannoli.

argonian 


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Re: Exploring while busted
< Reply # 42 on 10/7/2008 8:50 PM >
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You decided to try out your arm as a vagina. You tried it once, didn't really like it and had the hole sewn up.

PS You have very femmy arms for a man as well hung as yourself.



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hydrotherapy 

Clever Girl


Location: Circle of Least Confusion
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Re: Exploring while busted
< Reply # 43 on 10/7/2008 9:08 PM >
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Thx. I am quite the stud. And now all the ladies will know what happens when you simultaneously wrestle a shark and a gorilla.

(This badass monster gash is the result of surgery as a result of breaking my arm as a result of exploring a little too hardcore)




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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Exploring while busted
< Reply # 44 on 10/7/2008 9:10 PM >
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I know how you got it. I thought you wanted interesting stories to go with it. I think trying to create a vagina in your wrist to up your masturbation game seems like a good story. I also think it is pretty hardcore.




Que pasa, baby?
hydrotherapy 

Clever Girl


Location: Circle of Least Confusion
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Re: Exploring while busted
< Reply # 45 on 10/7/2008 9:12 PM >
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Needs moar dinosaurs in the story for hardcore.




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