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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Feminist Jokes < on 9/22/2008 8:06 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Q: Why did the feminist cross the road? A: To suck my dick! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck my dick! Q: How many feminists does it take to hold a convention? A: Three. Two to hold it, the other to suck my dick! (I can't claim credit - these were PM'd to me by an anonymous benefactor)
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argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 1 on 9/22/2008 12:08 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Wow, these jokes really make me want to suck your dick. By which I mean bite off your dick and spit it in your face. Zing.
	Que pasa, baby?

SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes Coming to a cinema near you this summer. \| \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 2 on 9/22/2008 1:18 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Don't blame him, dear, blame me. Or, my troglodyte husband. It's up to you, but don't blame metawaffle.
	[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness "You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 3 on 9/22/2008 3:22 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	FOR THE WIN
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argonian

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Posted by SaraBellum
Don't blame him, dear, blame me. Or, my troglodyte husband. It's up to you, but don't blame metawaffle.

I guess that means I am biting off metawaffle's pee pee and spitting it in your face. This is getting complicated.

Que pasa, baby?

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 5 on 9/22/2008 11:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Well, the anonymous benefactor isn't so anonymous now. Here's some more from her (or, her husband): Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing, you've already told her twice. Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: The better question is: what is she doing out of the kitchen? Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's a woman.
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musket boy Location: Maui Gender: Male Total Likes: 8 likes It smells like your grandpa and your feet stick to the floor \| \| \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 6 on 9/22/2008 11:12 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	why do women have small feet? so they can stand closer to the sink
	uering

KublaKhan

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Posted by metawaffle
Well, the anonymous benefactor isn't so anonymous now. Here's some more from her (or, her husband):

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: The better question is: what is she doing out of the kitchen?

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.

These aren't feminist jokes. They're sexist jokes. A feminist joke would go like this:

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Gloria Steinem

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Gloria Steinem

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's neither a fish nor a bicycle.

Do you see how I did that? NOW these are feminist jokes, and they're all very, very funny.

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metawaffle

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< Reply # 8 on 9/22/2008 11:35 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
These aren't feminist jokes. They're sexist jokes. A feminist joke would go like this:

KK, you are of course correct.

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Roland Location: Baltimore, MD Gender: Male Total Likes: 470 likes Proud Leader of Brandishing a Firearm on the High Seas UE \| \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 9 on 9/23/2008 1:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	What does a woman who's just come back from the battered women's shelter do? The dishes, if she knows whats good for her.
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Posted by argonian

I guess that means I am biting off metawaffle's pee pee and spitting it in your face. This is getting complicated.

Ew. The last thing I want is metawaffle's pee pee in my face. I'm pretty sure that's cheating.

[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness

"You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 11 on 9/23/2008 4:19 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	This is not looking good for anyone involved. Also, Argonian's avatar image has taken on a whole new significance.
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MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 12 on 9/23/2008 5:39 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	What do 800,000 battered women have in common? They don't know when to shut the fuck up.
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SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes Coming to a cinema near you this summer. \| \| \|	Re: Feminist Jokes < Reply # 13 on 9/23/2008 5:47 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I'm so glad I put you on this board, Mandi! I really hope Argonian doesn't hate me.
	[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness "You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle

KublaKhan

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Posted by MutantMandias
What do 800,000 battered women have in common?

~~They don't know when to shut the fuck up.~~ Gloria Steinem

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argonian

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Posted by SaraBellum

Ew. The last thing I want is metawaffle's pee pee in my face. I'm pretty sure that's cheating.

I don't think it is cheating, unless you open your mouth.

Que pasa, baby?

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Posted by argonian

I don't think it is cheating, unless you ~~open your mouth~~ SWALLOW.

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