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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 20 on 9/26/2008 1:54 PM >
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You are completely right. There are a ton of men on this site who find themselves quite humourous and I find them nothing short of boring. On the other hand, I find myself, a woman, HILARIOUS!


I like Schumer, because even though she's female, she has that crazy guy-like raunchy type of humor I like. She has no reservations saying whatever is on her mind.




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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 21 on 9/26/2008 2:25 PM >
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Re: Female comedians
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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 23 on 9/26/2008 2:58 PM >
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I have decided to be mature and put petty grievances aside and admit that not only do I like Mari Bamford, but she is on my ipod and came on just before Don's post. So, sadly, I will have to agree with him on her.




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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 24 on 9/26/2008 3:04 PM >
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she's awesome.


and so was gilda radner.




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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 25 on 9/27/2008 5:20 AM >
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There are very few out there.




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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 26 on 9/27/2008 5:55 AM >
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It is a man's world. None of the women, including Lucille Ball, named in this thread make the list of Comedy Central's top 100 comedians.

100. Gallagher
99. Janeane Garofalo
98. Louis C.K.
97. Sandra Bernhard
96. Joey Bishop
95. Andrew Dice Clay
94. David Alan Grier
93. George Wallace
92. Louie Anderson
91. Jim Breuer

90. Dana Carvey
89. Kevin James
88. Paula Poundstone
87. Brett Butler
86. Jay Mohr
85. David Cross
84. Drew Carey
83. Norm MacDonald
82. Howie Mandel
81. Dick Gregory

80. Bobby Slayton
79. Dom Irerra
78. Cedric The Entertainer
77. Paul Reiser
76. Robert Schimmel
75. Eddie Izzard
74. Paul Rodriguez
73. Elaine Boosler
72. Bernie Mac
71. Red Buttons

70. Wanda Sykes
69. Pat Cooper
68. Dave Attel
67. Kevin Pollack
66. Shelley Burman
65. Sinbad
64. Richard Belzer
63. Jackie Mason
62. Eddie Griffin
61. Bobcat Goldthwait

60. Jeff Foxworthy
59. Gilbert Gottfried
58. Larry Miller
57. Richard Jeni
56. Colin Quinn
55. Alan King
54. D.L. Hughley
53. David Brenner
52. Damon Wayans
51. Lewis Black

50. Denis Leary
49. Freddie Prinze
48. Tim Allen
47. Henny Youngman
46. Adam Sandler
45. Richard Lewis
44. Joan Rivers
43. Dave Chappelle
42. Flip Wilson
41. Jon Stewart

40. Mort Sahl
39. Billy Crystal
38. Bill Maher
37. Martin Lawrence
36. Jim Carrey
35. Phyllis Diller
34. Buddy Hackett
33. Andy Kaufman
32. Albert Brooks
31. George Burns

30. Garry Shandling
29. Milton Berle
28. Jack Benny
27. Jay Leno
26. Ray Romano
25. Bob Hope
24. Redd Foxx
23. Steven Wright
22. Robert Klein
21. Dennis Miller

20. Sam Kinison
19. Bill Hicks
18. Jonathan Winters
17. Don Rickles
16. Ellen Degeneres
15. David Letterman
14. Bob Newhart
13. Robin Williams
12. Jerry Seinfeld
11. Johnny Carson

10. Eddie Murphy
9. Roseanne Barr
8. Bill Cosby
7. Rodney Dangerfield
6. Steve Martin
5. Chris Rock
4. Woody Allen
3. Lenny Bruce
2. George Carlin
1. Richard Pryor

Now, I understand that people in this thread may not think women are funny, but seriously, any of the female comedians listed in this thread is funnier than Gallagher, Andrew Dice Clay, Bobby Slayton, Sinbad, Jeff Foxworthy and Tim Allen combined. Why is that you may wonder? It is because it is easier for men to get accepted in this field. Even if they are hacks going after the lowest denominator with their lame jokes. I just thank christ that Larry the Cable Guy didn't make the list.

Still this list is awful. I mean, when was the last decade that Eddie Murphy said something funny, or Billy Crystal, or Roseanne Barr.





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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 27 on 9/27/2008 6:50 AM >
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It is a man's world. None of the women, including Lucille Ball, named in this thread make the list of Comedy Central's top 100 comedians.

100. Gallagher
99. Janeane Garofalo
98. Louis C.K.
97. Sandra Bernhard
96. Joey Bishop
95. Andrew Dice Clay
94. David Alan Grier
93. George Wallace
92. Louie Anderson
91. Jim Breuer

90. Dana Carvey
89. Kevin James
88. Paula Poundstone
87. Brett Butler
86. Jay Mohr
85. David Cross
84. Drew Carey
83. Norm MacDonald
82. Howie Mandel
81. Dick Gregory

80. Bobby Slayton
79. Dom Irerra
78. Cedric The Entertainer
77. Paul Reiser
76. Robert Schimmel
75. Eddie Izzard
74. Paul Rodriguez
73. Elaine Boosler
72. Bernie Mac
71. Red Buttons

70. Wanda Sykes
69. Pat Cooper
68. Dave Attel
67. Kevin Pollack
66. Shelley Burman
65. Sinbad
64. Richard Belzer
63. Jackie Mason
62. Eddie Griffin
61. Bobcat Goldthwait

60. Jeff Foxworthy
59. Gilbert Gottfried
58. Larry Miller
57. Richard Jeni
56. Colin Quinn
55. Alan King
54. D.L. Hughley
53. David Brenner
52. Damon Wayans
51. Lewis Black

50. Denis Leary
49. Freddie Prinze
48. Tim Allen
47. Henny Youngman
46. Adam Sandler
45. Richard Lewis
44. Joan Rivers
43. Dave Chappelle
42. Flip Wilson
41. Jon Stewart

40. Mort Sahl
39. Billy Crystal
38. Bill Maher
37. Martin Lawrence
36. Jim Carrey
35. Phyllis Diller
34. Buddy Hackett
33. Andy Kaufman
32. Albert Brooks
31. George Burns

30. Garry Shandling
29. Milton Berle
28. Jack Benny
27. Jay Leno
26. Ray Romano
25. Bob Hope
24. Redd Foxx
23. Steven Wright
22. Robert Klein
21. Dennis Miller

20. Sam Kinison
19. Bill Hicks
18. Jonathan Winters
17. Don Rickles
16. Ellen Degeneres
15. David Letterman
14. Bob Newhart
13. Robin Williams
12. Jerry Seinfeld
11. Johnny Carson

10. Eddie Murphy
9. Roseanne Barr
8. Bill Cosby
7. Rodney Dangerfield
6. Steve Martin
5. Chris Rock
4. Woody Allen
3. Lenny Bruce
2. George Carlin
1. Richard Pryor

Now, I understand that people in this thread may not think women are funny, but seriously, any of the female comedians listed in this thread is funnier than Gallagher, Andrew Dice Clay, Bobby Slayton, Sinbad, Jeff Foxworthy and Tim Allen combined. Why is that you may wonder? It is because it is easier for men to get accepted in this field. Even if they are hacks going after the lowest denominator with their lame jokes. I just thank christ that Larry the Cable Guy didn't make the list.

Still this list is awful. I mean, when was the last decade that Eddie Murphy said something funny, or Billy Crystal, or Roseanne Barr.




The Fact that Steven Wright is below Bill Cosby and Roseanne Barr is disturbing.

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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 28 on 9/27/2008 7:04 AM >
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I have listened to three Bill Cosby albums in the past couple of weeks, and it is a little dated. It is, in fact, a-fucking-lot dated. At the time, he was, by far, one of the funniest human beings ever. But that's true of all great comics -- they're a function of the time when they are performing. As a kid, Richard Pryor had me in fucking tears constantly. He changed so many rules, opening the way for what we consider comedy today, but it just isn't that funny seeing it now.




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< Reply # 29 on 9/28/2008 4:27 AM >
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Janeane Garofalo.


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It is a man's world. None of the women, including Lucille Ball, named in this thread make the list of Comedy Central's top 100 comedians.
99. Janeane Garofalo



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< Reply # 30 on 9/28/2008 4:30 AM >
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Re: Female comedians
< Reply # 31 on 10/21/2008 1:50 AM >
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Nikki Payne is fcuken hilarious!




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< Reply # 32 on 10/21/2008 12:11 PM >
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Nikki Payne is fcuken hilarious!


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< Reply # 33 on 10/21/2008 5:55 PM >
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Sarah Palin. WICKED funny.




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Sarah Palin. WICKED funny.


Lollerskates! That is so true. I can't count the number of times she's made me laugh.




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