Posted by KublaKhan Dead center...the flat meat of your foot. You buckle over and grab your foot, lose your balance, trip over the cat, jam your knee on the wall, and then you're so rattled that when you finally get to the toilet, you piss all over your foot.

That could have been beneficial if you had also been stung by a jellyfish during the slapstick antics on the way to the bathroom.

Stepping on toys hurts......

But worse then stepping on them is while sleeping on the couch, your toddler decides to wake you up by hitting you right in the middle of your face with her hard plastic toy coffee maker. It gets worse when she assumes you like to be hit in the face so she laughs and keeps doing it.

Posted by Nvr2loud Stepping on toys hurts...... But worse then stepping on them is while sleeping on the couch, your toddler decides to wake you up by hitting you right in the middle of your face with her hard plastic toy coffee maker. It gets worse when she assumes you like to be hit in the face so she laughs and keeps doing it.

Or a fabric wrapped brick used as a door stop dropped right on the head while napping.

Posted by shellyl Or a fabric wrapped brick used as a door stop dropped right on the head while napping.

damn. Ya, that would hurt.

I've had my share of toys smacked on the face... the best one was when my first daughter was standing on my bed and accidently dropped a heavy object right above my eye.

I felt like forehead just exploded.

... you all are making me happy I don't have kids. Damn.

I'm always a fan of the ever popular object/hit to the nuts that kids hold so dearly. "HEHE, IT HURTS SO IT'S FUNNY!!"

Little criminals, all of them!


I don't have any kids of my own, but I do have a pig for wake-up stories. If I don't get up on time to feed him he stands next to my face and oinks loudly in my ear. If I continue to ignore him he'll push my face with his snout and try to mouth my nose (quite unnerving). If I still don't get up, he'll step onto my chest with his damn hooves and just stomp around/kick me in the face until I get up.

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. I'm always a fan of the ever popular object/hit to the nuts that kids hold so dearly. "HEHE, IT HURTS SO IT'S FUNNY!!" Little criminals, all of them! I don't have any kids of my own, but I do have a pig for wake-up stories. If I don't get up on time to feed him he stands next to my face and oinks loudly in my ear. If I continue to ignore him he'll push my face with his snout and try to mouth my nose (quite unnerving). If I still don't get up, he'll step onto my chest with his damn hooves and just stomp around/kick me in the face until I get up.

ahahhaah. cute

dogshit
I HATE STEPPING IN DOGSHIT!
it's one of those things that sends me off my rocker.

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. I'm always a fan of the ever popular object/hit to the nuts that kids hold so dearly. "HEHE, IT HURTS SO IT'S FUNNY!!" Little criminals, all of them! I don't have any kids of my own, but I do have a pig for wake-up stories. If I don't get up on time to feed him he stands next to my face and oinks loudly in my ear. If I continue to ignore him he'll push my face with his snout and try to mouth my nose (quite unnerving). If I still don't get up, he'll step onto my chest with his damn hooves and just stomp around/kick me in the face until I get up.

Not the same at all. You're not supposed to eat children.

Posted by KublaKhan Not the same at all. You're not supposed to eat children.

Says who? I'm surprised at you KK, honestly surprised.

Left behind toys make tier way to the garbage.

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. Says who? I'm surprised at you KK, honestly surprised.

I said not supposed to eat children. Generally. But to each his/er own.

I stepped on one of those god awful cow hooves that my dogs carry around..the neighbors heard my holy mary mother of gods......

Posted by Samurai dogshit I HATE STEPPING IN DOGSHIT! it's one of those things that sends me off my rocker.

Especially when you're bare footed.

I'm very careful when using the washroom at night. Paper spread there for Poppy in case she has to go at night. Very glad the light switch is right by the door.

Posted by Pitter Left behind toys make tier way to the garbage.

That's how you do it.

I make cash money by walking in broken glass. wanna pay me to walk on your daughter's toys?

Posted by earthworm I make cash money by walking in broken glass. wanna pay me to walk on your daughter's toys?

No, but I would pay you to come clean them up for me!

Posted by Squidgit No, but I would pay you to come clean them up for me!

Hey Squidgit I saw what was under his avatar.

"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my earthworm That's the price she has to pay"

Picking up toys could be more fun than you think .

With three dogs in the house (2 Bassets and a Corgi) I step on dog toys and sharp chew bones all the time. Yup, it hurts. But the worst was one night playing on the bed with two of them when they decided to rachet it up a bit and get rough with each other. Well I was in the middle of the basset sammich trying to separate them and I took a full claw swipe across the chest. It caught me across the left nipple and sliced it mostly off. It was just hanging theres by a little skin. Hurt like hell and bled pretty good too. lucky i didn't really need it for anything. Went to ER and they popped a couple stitches in so i could feel manly again and it healed up nicely. Not something i would want to repeat.

I stepped in a MASSIVE pile of WARM dog SHIT at 5am...Barefooted...and yes it mushed between my toes..