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MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 20 on 12/23/2008 6:47 PM > \| Reply with Quote


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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 21 on 12/24/2008 12:26 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Dammit, Mandias, where were you and your stilts when I was trying to tell people what to get me for christmas?!
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MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 22 on 12/24/2008 2:07 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	They are UE essentials.
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logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 23 on 12/24/2008 5:30 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	my daughter's a zombie...
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

KublaKhan

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Posted by logtec
my daughter's a zombie...
http://farm4.stati...6_84c3d6ec6e_b.jpg

I didn't think that started until at least 14 years old.

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Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
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Posted by KublaKhan

I didn't think that started until at least 14 years old.

na, i bit the cat... the cat bit her what can you do?

They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 26 on 2/4/2009 10:05 AM > \| Reply with Quote


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PAexplorations Location: Pennsylvania Gender: Female Total Likes: 21 likes Medication Time... \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 27 on 2/4/2009 11:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	this is adorable..start em young!
	Your hand is staining my window.

metawaffle

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Posted by PaExplorations
this is adorable..start em young!

I'm surprised she can even lift that camera, actually, let alone take pictures with it! Not once has she dropped a camera, either, which is good, since that body is insured, but I haven't got around to insuring that lens...

Maybe I should at least put a wrist strap on it

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KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Posted by metawaffle

I'm surprised she can even lift that camera, actually, let alone take pictures with it! Not once has she dropped a camera, either, which is good, since that body is insured, but I haven't got around to insuring that lens...

Maybe I should at least put a wrist strap on it

http://lh3.ggpht.c...0/DSC_9735b-sm.jpg

I would be hyperventilating. Spastic and nervous. "Um...that's okay, Sweetie...no no...don't drop it on the cat...ohjesus..."

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argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 30 on 2/5/2009 4:56 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	If I was the mother I can imagine myself saying "Metawaffle, or whatever your name is now, please step away from the computer and pay attention to your offspring. Please, sweetheart, please. I will even pay attention to your knob tonight. I swear."
	Que pasa, baby?

metawaffle

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Posted by argonian
If I was the mother I can imagine myself saying "Metawaffle, or whatever your name is now, please step away from the computer and pay attention to your offspring. Please, sweetheart, please. I will even pay attention to your knob tonight. I swear."

It's like you have a recording device hidden somewhere in this very room!

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argonian Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 6 likes "Now with added cats!" \| \|	Re: Tell us about your kids. < Reply # 32 on 2/5/2009 5:22 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I think you should start playing sweet sounds, such as this in the evening... http://www.newgrou...audio/listen/39544
	Que pasa, baby?

metawaffle

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Posted by argonian
I think you should start playing sweet sounds, such as this in the evening...

http://www.newgrou...audio/listen/39544

With the smooth sounds of Karl, I really can't go wrong.

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KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Posted by argonian
If I was the mother I can imagine myself saying "Metawaffle, or whatever your name is now, please step away from the computer and pay attention to your offspring. Please, sweetheart, please. I will even pay attention to your knob tonight. I swear."

I tried it. Didn't work.

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metawaffle

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Posted by KublaKhan

I tried it. Didn't work.

Try the Karl Pilkington Eat a Knob at Night remix thing. I'm pinning my hopes on that one.

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cr400

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While you youngsters post photos of your kids, who happen to be lovely by the way, all of them.
Sadly My children are much to grown and un-photogenic, so I am forced to post photos of my very photogenic grandchildren, Bradley and Tyler.

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They will be forced to haul grandpas walker and collostomy bag thru all of our future UE safaris.

That li'l girl in pink wouldn't let Tyler out of her sight, He's almost as handsome as his grampa.

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Samurai

Vehicular Lord Rick

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Posted by KublaKhan

I would be hyperventilating. Spastic and nervous. "Um...that's okay, Sweetie...no no...don't drop it on the cat...ohjesus..."

i'm almost 36 and my dad still won't a) let me borrow his car/truck and b)handle his camera equipment.

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Posted by Samurai

i'm almost 36 and my dad still won't a) let me borrow his car/truck and b)handle his camera equipment.

Do what every other kids does when told NO.

TAKE the old man's car. TAKE his camera.

Then come home really late and sneak everything back into place and then deny you took it.

Let me know how it works out.

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metawaffle

King of Puns

Location: Brisbane!
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Posted by KublaKhan

Do what every other kids does when told NO.

TAKE the old man's car. TAKE his camera.

Then come home really late and sneak everything back into place and then deny you took it.

Let me know how it works out.

"I haven't been on UER lately because I had to sit in the naughty spot"

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