forums
new posts
donate
UER Store
events
location db
db map
search
members
faq
terms of service
privacy policy
register
login




UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > God damned animal.. (Viewed 1211 times)
Caligula 


Location: Long Island
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes


I'm a hipster who wrestled a bear,Once

 |  |  | AIM Message | Flickr
God damned animal..
< on 10/9/2008 4:20 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
We JUST moved back into the house, Not even a week ago. And my room wreaks of Cat Piss...I have no idea why. Considering my cat stays the fuck outside. AND! The pipes from the bathroom leaked and flooded mine and my sisters room...




CONservative governMENt
http://www.flickr....s/actofdepression/
“Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week.” www.myspace.com/ttwg
Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


Location: northeastern New York
Total Likes: 1900 likes


No matter where you go, there you are...

 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 1 on 10/9/2008 4:46 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Caligula
We JUST moved back into the house, Not even a week ago. And my room wreaks of Cat Piss...I have no idea why. Considering my cat stays the fuck outside. AND! The pipes from the bathroom leaked and flooded mine and my sisters room...


it hasn't been your year, has it?




Caligula 


Location: Long Island
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes


I'm a hipster who wrestled a bear,Once

 |  |  | AIM Message | Flickr
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 2 on 10/9/2008 5:08 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Samurai


it hasn't been your year, has it?



It really hasn't, Haha.




CONservative governMENt
http://www.flickr....s/actofdepression/
“Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week.” www.myspace.com/ttwg
Wendisimo 


Location: PA
Gender: Neither
Total Likes: 3 likes




 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 3 on 10/9/2008 7:34 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Cat piss is the worst. All I can say is lemon dish detergent, vinegar and water should help get the smell out. Good luck.




earthworm 


Location: General Area
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 2 likes




 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 4 on 10/10/2008 1:31 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
you have to piss on your cat to show it who's boss.




Tourism, human circulation considered as consumption is fundamentally nothing more than the leisure of going to see what has become banal.
Drooldog 


Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes




 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 5 on 10/10/2008 2:16 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by earthworm
you have to piss on your cat to show it who's boss.


I second this,

Time to vote




DiVaMoNKeY 


Location: Grundy County, IL
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 7 likes


I pushed with all my might; I pushed with all my love.

 |  |  | Yahoo! IM | AIM Message | MichelleInWords
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 6 on 10/10/2008 3:32 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
your cat should wear a condom




I know more about blood than you
Caligula 


Location: Long Island
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes


I'm a hipster who wrestled a bear,Once

 |  |  | AIM Message | Flickr
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 7 on 10/10/2008 3:50 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
My cat was never inside to piss on anything.
It was in the trailer tho...
Maybe it pissed on something and I transferred it to the house?




CONservative governMENt
http://www.flickr....s/actofdepression/
“Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week.” www.myspace.com/ttwg
ActionSatisfaction Esq. 


Location: Newark, NJ
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 2 likes


Action always satisfies

 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 8 on 10/10/2008 12:23 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Maybe other cats snuck in and pissed on everything while you were away?




"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.
don_corleyone 


Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 11 likes


I have abandonment issues

 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 9 on 10/10/2008 2:14 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq.
Maybe other cats snuck in and pissed on everything while you were away?


i'm don corleyone, and i approve this message.










leave the gun. take the cannoli.

Caligula 


Location: Long Island
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes


I'm a hipster who wrestled a bear,Once

 |  |  | AIM Message | Flickr
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 10 on 10/10/2008 4:09 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
I believe I have found where it is coming from. I threw out the object, Febrezed the shit out of the area.




CONservative governMENt
http://www.flickr....s/actofdepression/
“Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week.” www.myspace.com/ttwg
hydrotherapy 

Clever Girl


Location: Circle of Least Confusion
Total Likes: 9 likes


RPS is inside all of us

 |  |  | Ward9
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 11 on 10/11/2008 2:43 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
... you found an object oozing pee?




Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
Caligula 


Location: Long Island
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes


I'm a hipster who wrestled a bear,Once

 |  |  | AIM Message | Flickr
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 12 on 10/11/2008 8:20 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by hydrotherapy
... you found an object oozing pee?


I thought it was a tag on a fan I owned, I cut it off and threw it out.
BUT, It wasnt the case.
As of right now, I'm pretty sure the toilet flooded into my room, Soaking into the carpet.

...Why it smells of cat piss, I have no idea.

When they were rebuilding, There was mad cats running around the beams and stuff. Maybe the water brought the smell out?




CONservative governMENt
http://www.flickr....s/actofdepression/
“Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week.” www.myspace.com/ttwg
shellyl 


Location: Lenoir NC
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 10 likes


I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things.

 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 13 on 10/12/2008 1:07 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by earthworm
you have to piss on your cat to show it who's boss.


I hope you found the problem. Cat pee is awful hard to get rid of. I had to pitch a recliner.

Now for the pissing on the cat. I brought one home that was peeing in front of the door. That was bad enough. One morning I hear my husband scream MICHELE!!!! at about 5:30am. Now you know that can't be good. By the time I get out of bed he is mother f'ing everything and is in the basement. Next thing you know he is coming upstairs in his underwear with the cat wrapped in a towel and he is hoses it off in the shower. The cat pissed in his chair, he sat in it. Then he proceeded to stick his face in it, take it to the basement and piss on it's head. Now he was nice enough to wash it off and the cat has not done it since.




A mirage is not an optical illusion. It is a real phenomenon, and one can take photographs of it. The interpretation of the image, however, is up to the fantasy of the human mind.

don_corleyone 


Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 11 likes


I have abandonment issues

 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 14 on 10/13/2008 1:52 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by shellyl

Now for the pissing on the cat. I brought one home that was peeing in front of the door. That was bad enough. One morning I hear my husband scream MICHELE!!!! at about 5:30am. Now you know that can't be good. By the time I get out of bed he is mother f'ing everything and is in the basement. Next thing you know he is coming upstairs in his underwear with the cat wrapped in a towel and he is hoses it off in the shower. The cat pissed in his chair, he sat in it. Then he proceeded to stick his face in it, take it to the basement and piss on it's head. Now he was nice enough to wash it off and the cat has not done it since.




AWESOME SAUCE.




leave the gun. take the cannoli.

rainman8889 


Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
Total Likes: 26 likes


Bye for now.

 |  | 
Re: God damned animal..
< Reply # 15 on 10/14/2008 2:45 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by shellyl


I hope you found the problem. Cat pee is awful hard to get rid of. I had to pitch a recliner.

Now for the pissing on the cat. I brought one home that was peeing in front of the door. That was bad enough. One morning I hear my husband scream MICHELE!!!! at about 5:30am. Now you know that can't be good. By the time I get out of bed he is mother f'ing everything and is in the basement. Next thing you know he is coming upstairs in his underwear with the cat wrapped in a towel and he is hoses it off in the shower. The cat pissed in his chair, he sat in it. Then he proceeded to stick his face in it, take it to the basement and piss on it's head. Now he was nice enough to wash it off and the cat has not done it since.


And people wonder why I prefer a dog for a pet.

Not saying they're innocent either but damn, what you guys were posting is pretty nasty! I'll keep my pooch any day. (Even on the days I feel like throttling her!)




Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.
UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > God damned animal.. (Viewed 1211 times)


Add a poll to this thread



This thread is in a public category, and can't be made private.



All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire.
To contact webmaster, or click to email with problems or other questions about this site: UER CONTACT
View Terms of Service | View Privacy Policy | Server colocation provided by Beanfield
This page was generated for you in 222 milliseconds. Since June 23, 2002, a total of 739447915 pages have been generated.