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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Yasmin (Viewed 5164 times)
Stewie 


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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 20 on 10/27/2008 10:38 PM >
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???





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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 21 on 10/27/2008 11:50 PM >
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no, that's Jasmine...




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 22 on 10/28/2008 3:26 AM >
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HA!
My friend is doing the voice acting thingy at the end of these commercials. I'll have to tell her she has fans now.




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 23 on 10/28/2008 5:02 AM >
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HA!
My friend is doing the voice acting thingy at the end of these commercials. I'll have to tell her she has fans now.


or that people want her to diaf.

HATE THESE COMMERCIALS SO HARD! HATE!


but not really the d part




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 24 on 10/28/2008 6:21 AM >
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Ya know she can't get knocked up if you stick it in her ass and then in her mouth. She also can't get pregnant if you fuck her sister. Either way it's win-win. Plus pills cost more than beer.




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 25 on 10/28/2008 6:24 AM >
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Ya know she can't get knocked up if you stick it in her ass and then in her mouth. She also can't get pregnant if you fuck her sister. Either way it's win-win. Plus pills cost more than beer.


Is Yasmin the sister?




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 26 on 10/28/2008 12:38 PM >
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i hate birth control period...
I was on Tricyclen 28 for like 4 or 5 years, and after I stopped taking it, I had a horrible horrible time.. weird but horrible pains, period pains to the point I couldnt even get out of bed, etc.
My doctor even thought that i had something wrong because of all my symptoms...




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 27 on 10/28/2008 1:07 PM >
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seriously, it's like you don't fool mother nature, and we've all been fooling her for a long time.

time for the good ol boys to jack up their reproductive systems for a while.




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 28 on 10/28/2008 2:11 PM >
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Hold on one second. Just because we let you gals pretend to run for president and vice president doesn't mean that you can talk about messing with our junk.




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 29 on 10/28/2008 3:29 PM >
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I have never met anyone who has experienced any of the serious side effects of the pill; i.e., blood clots, etc. Just the usual bloating, painful periods, etc etc etc.

Then enter ME who after an MRI for pain found I have a 4 x 5 inch tumor in my liver. And my doctor said its probably from being on the pill for longer than 10 years.

He told me that most women don't even know this is a typical side effect of birth control pills, and is mostly missed unless the tumor gets big enough to cause pain and therefore detected by an MRI, CT Scan, whatever.

I'm all about men trying birth control; I just don't know if I trust them enough to take it as directed.







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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 30 on 10/28/2008 4:27 PM >
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I'm all about men trying birth control; I just don't know if I trust them enough to take it as directed.




Do men EVER do anything AS directed? Hell, they won't even stop for directions.
Short of having a vasectomy, the male population will never participate in any type of family planning.




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 31 on 10/28/2008 4:30 PM >
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Oh yeah, well if you don't want teh babiez, then youz ladiez should keeps teh legz closed.




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 32 on 10/28/2008 5:24 PM >
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Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 33 on 10/28/2008 5:54 PM >
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http://www.science...0/081020171345.htm

Just sayin' is all.


I love it when you're "just sayin'" things hehe.

I wonder if this is related to why I don't get PMS, anymore? I used to get it HORRIBLY, but birth control fixed it, and then when I stopped using BC (except for like 3 months in the middle) in April (I think) of 07, I never really got PMS, again. Still needed significant amounts of chocolate, but no bitchiness.

...I thought I had PMS a couple of weeks ago but it turns out that I was just really, super fucking annoyed with my date (my GOD he is fucking annoying). He kept poking me ("bonking" oh my god I hate that word) and I'm really not a fan of abrupt, annoying, unpleasant, unsolicited, and unneccessary touch.


Also, what is it with UE girls and nasty birth control side effects? I've never seen such a high concentration of lady problems!



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Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags.
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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 34 on 10/28/2008 6:00 PM >
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He kept poking me


Were you doing laundry at the time?




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 35 on 10/28/2008 6:04 PM >
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Were you doing laundry at the time?


HAHAHA no. I was trying to watch a "The Happening," when it started.
I thought about slipping him some adderall, but then just gave up and moved on to a less annoying, slightly more attractive guy. It worked out well.




Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags.
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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 36 on 10/28/2008 6:11 PM >
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moved on to a less annoying, slightly more attractive guy.


You're going in the right direction.... moving inexorably toward the final destination of MandiTown.




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 37 on 10/28/2008 9:59 PM >
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I have never met anyone who has experienced any of the serious side effects of the pill; i.e., blood clots, etc. Just the usual bloating, painful periods, etc etc etc.

Then enter ME who after an MRI for pain found I have a 4 x 5 inch tumor in my liver. And my doctor said its probably from being on the pill for longer than 10 years.

He told me that most women don't even know this is a typical side effect of birth control pills, and is mostly missed unless the tumor gets big enough to cause pain and therefore detected by an MRI, CT Scan, whatever.

I'm all about men trying birth control; I just don't know if I trust them enough to take it as directed.



One girl I work with got 2 blod clots as a result of birth control... pretty serious stuff...





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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 38 on 10/28/2008 11:29 PM >
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So, Skold is pregnant?




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Re: Yasmin
< Reply # 39 on 10/30/2008 12:51 AM >
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HAHAHA no. I was trying to watch a "The Happening," when it started.
I thought about slipping him some adderall, but then just gave up and moved on to a less annoying, slightly more attractive guy. It worked out well.


whoa for a minute there i thought you said you were trying to watch "What's Happenin'"

Oh Rerun!




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