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Drooldog Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Crack Heads < on 10/28/2008 3:52 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Crack head stole my delivery bicycle...He stole it right in front of our store when I unchained it and some old lady came up asking me all these retarded questions.Cops were STANDING 50 feet away and did NOTHING as they were only "traffic cops" so they called out a normal police after letting the guy get a 10 min head start. Now I have a BMX bike I had to buy for 3 adderall pills. Going to paint it hot pink with JACK THIS written in black stenciling..Any other creative idea's for a paint job?

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 1 on 10/28/2008 3:57 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	You have my sincerest sympathies. Bike thieves are the lowest of the low. I'm usually against capital punishment, but my resolve wavers in the case of bike thieves.
	http://www.longexposure.net

junkyard Location: LaCrosse, WI Gender: Male Total Likes: 64 likes Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat. \| \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 2 on 10/28/2008 6:27 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Just hot pink man. Maybe some sort of flowers glued on like the Farm & Fleet pens. Even I wouldn't take it then.
	I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner! Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite. Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com

metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 3 on 10/28/2008 6:33 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Yeah, but bike thieves just spray paint the frame black anyway. I had a black bike stolen once - I presume a thief saw it as a job already done.
	http://www.longexposure.net

Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 4 on 10/28/2008 11:48 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Hot pink sounds good, but find some Hello Kitty stickers to go along with it.
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shellyl Location: Lenoir NC Gender: Female Total Likes: 10 likes I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things. \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 5 on 10/28/2008 1:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Pink with a ding ding bell and a white wicker basket. Oh ya how about some of those clicky clacky things that go on the spokes.
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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 6 on 10/28/2008 1:24 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	You're supposed to be making this bike unappealing, not awesome.
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Debi Location: Worcester County, MA Gender: Female Total Likes: 23 likes \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 7 on 10/28/2008 1:39 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Can you get one of those easily removable seats? Although some crack heads may like a pole in their ass I'd say this may deter most of them.

hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 8 on 10/28/2008 5:27 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	You're complaining about crackheads when you swapped prescription meds for a bike? Fail.
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

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Posted by hydrotherapy
You're complaining about crackheads when you swapped prescription meds for a bike?

Fail.

Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing.

Ready for liftoff

Drooldog Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 10 on 10/29/2008 1:57 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Well with no bike = no money...= no medicine as can't pay co-pay...Soo ya I rarely rarely do it. And I jet blacked it last night and tomorrow imma hot pink the shit out of it.

Wilk Location: NYC Gender: Male Total Likes: 8 likes \| \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 11 on 10/29/2008 2:12 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Just think, with that bike, you may have contributed to somebody else becoming a crack head and then stealing some other persons bike. Ah the circle of life.
	Ready for liftoff

Drooldog Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 12 on 10/29/2008 2:16 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Actually the kid who I got the bike from has ADD but no health insurance for the meds. And he help runs a Co-op bike shop of donated bikes

earthworm Location: General Area Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes \| \|	Re: Crack Heads < Reply # 13 on 10/29/2008 4:06 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Replace the seat with a marital aid.
	Tourism, human circulation considered as consumption is fundamentally nothing more than the leisure of going to see what has become banal.

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Posted by earthworm
Replace the seat with a marital aid.

I've seen that done.

http://www.longexposure.net

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Posted by metawaffle

I've seen that done.

Seen it used?

Tourism, human circulation considered as consumption is fundamentally nothing more than the leisure of going to see what has become banal.

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Posted by earthworm

Seen it used?

Ah...... no.

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Posted by metawaffle

Ah...... no.

You're missing out on life.

Tourism, human circulation considered as consumption is fundamentally nothing more than the leisure of going to see what has become banal.

metawaffle

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Posted by earthworm

You're missing out on life.

Undoubtedly.

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hydrotherapy

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Posted by Drooldog
Actually the kid who I got the bike from has ADD but no health insurance for the meds. And he help runs a Co-op bike shop of donated bikes

Oooooh. So you're altruistic now!

Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

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