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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Beer, Liquor & Wine > worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar (Viewed 7891 times)
estherella 


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worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar
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i'm sure we've all been the victim of cheesy pickup lines while out drinking, at least a few times in our lives. what are some of your favorites?

here's one of the lamer ones i've gotten - "your father must have been a farmer, because you sure can raise a cock"




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Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar
< Reply # 1 on 11/2/2008 9:03 PM >
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i usually wait til she starts sobbing and says "no body loves me"...
then i know she's halfway to where i need her to be!
(for the record i'm joking!)




They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
estherella 


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< Reply # 2 on 11/2/2008 9:08 PM >
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ahahaha classy...but not a pickup line, sir!




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Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar
< Reply # 3 on 11/2/2008 9:56 PM >
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ahahaha classy...but not a pickup line, sir!


its a reverse pick up line! like reverse psychology or the "compliment song". you get her-to-pick-herself-up-for-you!
this also will work for getting people to dig their own graves...
(this is also a joke!)



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They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
estherella 


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< Reply # 4 on 11/2/2008 11:56 PM >
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its a reverse pick up line! like reverse psychology or the "compliment song". you get her-to-pick-herself-up-for-you!
this also will work for getting people to dig their own graves...
(this is also a joke!)


i don't know why, but that just reminded me of some guy in windsor who actually got to dance with a girl by almost making her cry. my friend and i saw him go up to her and overheard him say "nice body, sorry 'bout your face..." he was dead serious, but she was dumb enough to dance with him! the best part was that he had a really sleazy spanish accent.





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< Reply # 5 on 11/3/2008 5:37 AM >
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its a reverse pick up line! like reverse psychology or the "compliment song". you get her-to-pick-herself-up-for-you!
this also will work for getting people to dig their own graves...
(this is also a joke!)


I fuck corpses. No joke.


I am usually at bars with some male friends. So I don't often get losers using shit pickup lines on me.




estherella 


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< Reply # 6 on 11/5/2008 5:22 AM >
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I fuck corpses. No joke.


I am usually at bars with some male friends. So I don't often get losers using shit pickup lines on me.


haha fair enough. i almost never go to bars anymore, but yeah, when i was going often a few years ago, i definitely liked going better if i was with a group of male friends...i worry a lot less about assholes when i know i've got friends to "cock-block" for me...when i'm just with the girls, i get the stupid pickup lines and stuff all the time...

actually, i had a kind of scary encounter a few years ago, and luckily my guy friends were close by. so i was fairly drunk and this guy asked me to dance. not seeing the harm in it, i said ok. he was drinking some kind of mixed drink, which i thought nothing of, since we were at a bar. then he offered me a sip, and being that i had just met him and am smart enough not to take open drinks from people i don't know, i said no thanks. he seemed annoyed that i had said no, and offered again, and i was like "nah, i'm good..." so then he went to take a sip, and i noticed that he didn't actually drink any of it. then he offered me again, seeming to be getting angry at my refusal. trying not to show that i was freaked out, but wanting to get the fuck away from him, i looked him straight in the eye and bluntly said "i have to shit!" so i hurried to the ladies room, saw my friend irwin leaving the mens room and told him what had happened.i calmed down for about two whole seconds and then i was freaking out again - "that guy didn't get me...but he's gonna fucking roofie someone tonight!". so i pointed the guy out to irwin, and after he walked me back to our group of friends, pretending to be drunker than he really was, he went and started dancing like an idiot close to the guy and "accidentally" bumped into him, spilling his drink onto the floor.
luckily it ended well and i was smart enough to be cautious and realize what was going on, but it gave me a really good scare.




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< Reply # 7 on 11/5/2008 5:33 AM >
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haha fair enough. i almost never go to bars anymore, but yeah, when i was going often a few years ago, i definitely liked going better if i was with a group of male friends...i worry a lot less about assholes when i know i've got friends to "cock-block" for me...when i'm just with the girls, i get the stupid pickup lines and stuff all the time...

actually, i had a kind of scary encounter a few years ago, and luckily my guy friends were close by. so i was fairly drunk and this guy asked me to dance. not seeing the harm in it, i said ok. he was drinking some kind of mixed drink, which i thought nothing of, since we were at a bar. then he offered me a sip, and being that i had just met him and am smart enough not to take open drinks from people i don't know, i said no thanks. he seemed annoyed that i had said no, and offered again, and i was like "nah, i'm good..." so then he went to take a sip, and i noticed that he didn't actually drink any of it. then he offered me again, seeming to be getting angry at my refusal. trying not to show that i was freaked out, but wanting to get the fuck away from him, i looked him straight in the eye and bluntly said "i have to shit!" so i hurried to the ladies room, saw my friend irwin leaving the mens room and told him what had happened.i calmed down for about two whole seconds and then i was freaking out again - "that guy didn't get me...but he's gonna fucking roofie someone tonight!". so i pointed the guy out to irwin, and after he walked me back to our group of friends, pretending to be drunker than he really was, he went and started dancing like an idiot close to the guy and "accidentally" bumped into him, spilling his drink onto the floor.
luckily it ended well and i was smart enough to be cautious and realize what was going on, but it gave me a really good scare.


your friend irwin was nicer to the guy then I would have been had he tried that on one of my friends.




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< Reply # 8 on 11/6/2008 5:52 AM >
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Heres a pick-up line I've heard (and would never use just for the record):
"Hey baby why don't you come back to my place. We'll stop at McDonalds on the way, I'll be great..."
I'm pretty sure that guy left alone that night.




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unless he used it on "Gurdy"... i'm pretty sure it would have worked, she couldn't resist the lure of a big-mac and some of that new york non-safe sex!



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They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
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Heres a pick-up line I've heard (and would never use just for the record):
"Hey baby why don't you come back to my place. We'll stop at McDonalds on the way, I'll be great..."
I'm pretty sure that guy left alone that night.


ahahaha nice!


another one i got that i ended up laughing at the guy to his face for:
"hey baby, why don't you come back to my place...i have some vodka and you can crash on my couch..."
FAIL.




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hooray for bringing up old threads

Several weeks ago I went to a few gay clubs with my boss and his husband, and four other managers from my company.

We're at this kind of crappy club, and had just finished watching the tranny fashion show [which was amazing]. These two guys walk up to the group of us - which happened all night, all 6 of them are all very attractive gay men - they say hi to everyone and introduce themselves. Then in front of everyone, one of the guys turns to me - and says, rather loudly, "You into pegging?" I said "I have no idea what that means?" and he says "My boyfriend and I think it would be really hot to get a girl to fuck us with a strap on! You into that?"

excellent. in front of 5 managers from my company including my immediate supervisor, this guy asks if i want to fuck him with a strap on and everyone is looking at me...

I was pretty drunk and im bad with any sort of rejection so i just said "I'm a guy." and the guy nods and says "oh sorry, well have a great night!"





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wow...
a little off topic but look up "docking" according to lil Jim Norton its all the rage!




They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
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I guess.

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wow...
a little off topic but look up "docking" according to lil Jim Norton its all the rage!


I already know what it means and I recommend that nobody look it up.




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I already know what it means and I recommend that nobody look it up.


ya its a little bit fcuked... but in this day and age nothing is surprizing, so i recommend everyone looks it up!




They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
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ya its a little bit fcuked... but in this day and age nothing is surprizing, so i recommend everyone looks it up!


You just want to gross everyone out and ruin their days!




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This is going to sound a bit Snobbish, but I tend not to go to *those* kind of bars.

Edit: By *those* I mean, places were you get hit on. I go to bars to drink, not to subject myself to god awful music played way to loud and hit on by desperate strangers.



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You just want to gross everyone out and ruin their days!


it grossed me out for a day or two, so i thought i'd share...
and hey know one's holding a gun to anyone's head!




They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
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it grossed me out for a day or two, so i thought i'd share...
and hey know one's holding a gun to anyone's head!


I forgot, I like watching others suffer.


EVERYONE LOOK IT UP! IT'S SEXY!




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I forgot, I like watching others suffer.


EVERYONE LOOK IT UP! IT'S SEXY!


hahaha... thats right!




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