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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Beer, Liquor & Wine > worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar (Viewed 7914 times)

ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 20 on 2/2/2009 11:54 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Worst: "I belong to F-rox" [last edit 2/2/2009 11:54 PM by ActionSatisfaction Esq. - edited 1 times]
	"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.

don_corleyone

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I have abandonment issues

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Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq.
Worst: "I belong to F-rox"

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOO

leave the gun. take the cannoli.

estherella Location: Richmond Hill, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes mascara sure and lipstick lost \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 22 on 2/3/2009 2:10 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	"nice legs! when do they open?"
	"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 23 on 2/20/2009 8:16 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	"hey does this smell like chloroform?"
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

s.l.o.t.h Location: Hamilton, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 6 likes http://www.flick r.com/photos/slo thtree/ \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 24 on 2/21/2009 1:14 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Well, the worst/best pickup line I ever heard was one my friend used on a girl at a club: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"... The worst/best thing about it is that it worked. I don't know if this counts, but worst pickup dealie used on me was at a cougar bar some older lady draped a shawl over me and pulled me over to her table to dance with her friend on her birthday. I was sufficiently sauced so I started dancing and asked the woman which birthday it is for her. She said it was her 35th, and I had just turned 19...
	If you're having a stressed out day remember the sloth: They don't do shit and they haven't gone extinct; I'm sure you can afford to take a nap...

estherella

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mascara sure and lipstick lost

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Posted by s.l.o.t.h
Well, the worst/best pickup line I ever heard was one my friend used on a girl at a club: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"... The worst/best thing about it is that it worked.

yeah, i've heard that one tons of times, but i never thought anyone would actually respond positively/give in to something that lame!

this guy i knew in windsor would go around the school bar hitting on the first-year girls with the line "everyone else has slept with me, so you should too"...it actually worked. as much as i think he's a douche in general, i was happy it worked, because i won $10....$5 each from two of my friends who said it wouldn't and that he would get slapped. i knew it would work because that was the type of line my roommate from my first year of uni would have fallen for...*vomits a little*

"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

vince Location: MONTRÉAL qc Gender: Male Total Likes: 51 likes Patient Bear will be ready when you are \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 26 on 3/21/2009 9:53 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	How about this one ? ( First use your finger to make the girl come next to you ) « Hey baby ! I made you come with my finger..just imagine with my tongue » I would not risk myself by saying that.. [last edit 3/21/2009 9:54 PM by vince - edited 1 times]
	Ils ne savaient pas que c'était impossible.Alors ils l'ont fait They did not know it was impossible.So they did it. L'exploration urbaine c'est comme le sexe gay.La meilleure façon de pénetrer c'est par la porte d'en arrière. Urban exploration is really like gay sex.The best way in is the back door.

Hlywud Location: Lethbridge, AB Gender: Female Total Likes: 48 likes \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 27 on 4/1/2009 11:23 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	"You must be tired baby, cause you've been running through my mind all day"
	Ambivalent? Well yes and no

estherella Location: Richmond Hill, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes mascara sure and lipstick lost \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 28 on 4/4/2009 2:36 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	"if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together" "sorry, i lost my phone number...can i borrow yours?"
	"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 29 on 4/4/2009 8:16 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	i always bring a shovel with me on a blind-date, and when she's like "whats that shovel for?" i'm like "it's for you baby... i'm not digging your grave"
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

estherella Location: Richmond Hill, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes mascara sure and lipstick lost \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 30 on 4/5/2009 2:18 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	"hey baby, did you clean your pants with windex? because i can see myself in them!"
	"people with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest" - herman hesse

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 732 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 31 on 10/6/2009 11:58 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	On my 19th birthday, I asked two girls sitting at a table without drinks if "they were actually going to get some drinks, or were they just waiting for someone for some dumbass like myself to use some stupid pickup line on them and buy them a drink" ...did not have to buy them any drinks, and they both came home with me. True story... seriously. It was a good birthday, and to this day I cannot believe it happened.
	hi i like cars

battlebran Location: Toronto Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes "I'm too drunk... to taste this chicken." - Col. Sanders. \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 32 on 10/22/2009 3:58 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Hey baby, let me clear you off a place to sit... (brushes crumbs off of mouth area)
	Robots like bass. They don't like treble.

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 732 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 33 on 10/26/2009 2:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	...if she's sitting at the bar: Hey baby... can I push in your stool?
	hi i like cars

battlebran

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"I'm too drunk... to taste this chicken." - Col. Sanders.

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Posted by bandi
...if she's sitting at the bar:

Hey baby... can I push in your stool?

Oh, snap!

Robots like bass. They don't like treble.

budda Location: Cincinnati Gender: Male Total Likes: 181 likes I love it when you call me Big Poppa \| \| \|	Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 35 on 2/27/2010 6:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Thread revival. My friend once used "Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?" on a girl. It worked.
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