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Nvr2loud

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Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old?
< Reply # 100 on 12/9/2010 1:52 PM >
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Posted by argonian
You must have picked a silly country to live in. I can have daily visits for free.

Yeah, but you've got to book the appointment 2 years ahead of time!

You can't be lost if you don't care where you are!

logtec Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes Nice head, what's in the bag? \| \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 101 on 12/31/2010 4:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	the stupid teenagers on here who good luck raising your daughter you "dick", when they have inappropriate blogs...
	They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!

rainman8889

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Bye for now.

Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old?
< Reply # 102 on 2/6/2011 3:13 AM >
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Posted by Nvr2loud

Yeah, but you've got to book the appointment 2 years ahead of time!

WOW! They actually decreased the wait times?

Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.

rainman8889 Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose. Total Likes: 26 likes Bye for now. \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 103 on 2/6/2011 3:16 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I was using the calculator that I bought brand new for my first year of college. It's a Texas Instrument "TI 35-II scientific calculator". Still works great! Anyway, last year one of my co-workers saw it and when I told him when I bought it, he commented that the calculator was actually two years older than him. Blargh! Pass the Geritol!
	Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.

WEKurtz Location: Western MA Gender: Male Total Likes: 188 likes \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 104 on 2/6/2011 3:03 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Taking over two and a half hours to complete a half-marathon, when your PR is 1:48.

Shael Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes Baaaaah. \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 105 on 2/8/2011 11:54 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	In making my sixth and final trip today to Whiteface for the season before my ski bum friends take off for whiter trails and realizing I'm older than 90 percent of the kids up there on snowboards. Like old enough to be their mother. Then coming home, sleeping five or six hours so I can go to work tonight, and waking up feeling like I'm ninety. Sore, stiff and barely able to move before taking a hot shower to limber it all up so I can hobble into work.
	"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".

G to the Race Total Likes: 305 likes Hi! \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 106 on 2/9/2011 3:39 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Caught an odd glimpse of the skin on my neck looking all wrinkly. Plus, crow's feet (seriously watching aging cream commercial thinking, "hey wait, I'm a dude but STILL...").
	You betcha

MrMusik

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Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old?
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Posted by G to the Race
Caught an odd glimpse of the skin on my neck looking all wrinkly. Plus, crow's feet (seriously watching aging cream commercial thinking, "hey wait, I'm a dude but STILL...").

LOL!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

OLD FART!!!

(yeah... not so much, because I am right there with you...)

"She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands-

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PorkChopExpress

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Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old?
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Posted by logtec
the stupid teenagers on here who good luck raising your daughter you "dick", when they have inappropriate blogs...

Ditto. Some of those "teenagers" are actually in their twenties. I hope I am around when reality smacks them in their face.

"Deep in the human psyche there lies the need to believe in something fantastic, something powerful, something unknown."

"Touch what you cannot solve, and return to me. I'll give you hints, and I'll give you three..." Zork Nemesis "I eat asbestos and piss PCBs."

L'Ali Location: Clarington Gender: Female Total Likes: 95 likes Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 109 on 4/1/2011 3:03 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Having arthritis since 27. That makes you feel about 30 years older then you are. Finding music you used to love to listen to super loud that you now turn down. When you realize how many years its been since you were in school.
	Everything is sweetened by risk. -- Alexander Smith http://www.flickr....hotos/11765127@N08

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 110 on 4/11/2011 9:08 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	My hernia makes me feel old.
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etchleon Location: toronto today... Gender: Male Total Likes: 4 likes E Tenebris Lux \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 111 on 7/2/2011 9:51 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	My Canada Decoration ( 12 years service good conduct) and the fact I'll be getting a bar for said decoration (for 10 years on top of the 12 years) fairly soon. And that I did basic with FN FAL as my rifle. but regardless, I can still kick a whiny teenagers ass around the block without getting out of breath.

otonabee Location: Peterborough/Bowmanville, Ontario,Canada/ Crypto urbano Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes I'm not from here \| \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 112 on 7/7/2011 8:25 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	When all the loud music you listened to as a kid became available in acoustic or "unplugged" as it is so often called. That made me feel old
	Calvin: It's a magical world, Hobbes, Ol' Buddy . . . let's go exploring!

Samurai

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Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old?
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Posted by otonabee
When all the loud music you listened to as a kid became available in acoustic
or "unplugged" as it is so often called. That made me feel old

OR... all the 'metal' you listened to as a teenager is now considered 'classic rock'.

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NotBatman

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Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old?
< Reply # 114 on 7/8/2011 2:11 AM >
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Posted by Samurai

OR... all the 'metal' you listened to as a teenager is now considered 'classic rock'.

...and it keeps getting played on the goddamn "oldies" stations.

Who's tagline I remember as "'60's, '70's, and today."

Fuck me.

I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself.

Shael Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes Baaaaah. \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 115 on 7/8/2011 2:13 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Doing something I should have done 20 years ago...and realizing I can't do it very well and couldn't do it well in the first place. I'm just discouraged over the whole thing.
	"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".

splumer

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Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old?
< Reply # 116 on 7/8/2011 2:20 PM >
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Posted by Samurai

OR... all the 'metal' you listened to as a teenager is now considered 'classic rock'.

Or stuff you bought when it was released is being played on classic rock stations.

Or taking five days to recover from playing baseball.

“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”

-Madeline Albright

RebelDead Gender: Female Total Likes: 68 likes \| \| \|	Re: being old is one thing, but what makes you feel old? < Reply # 117 on 7/13/2011 6:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I have so many... but here is a fav.. When your my age and you say Jersey Shore you either mean LBI, Seaside, Point Pleasant etc., not Snookie, The Situation, and J-wow. Seriously. (I am a Jersey girl so I can say this.
	Closer than you think~ When you dig up the past, you tend to get dirty. http://www.flickr.com/photos/rebeldead/

splumer

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Posted by RebelDead
I have so many... but here is a fav.. When your my age and you say Jersey Shore you either mean LBI, Seaside, Point Pleasant etc., not Snookie, The Situation, and J-wow. Seriously. (I am a Jersey girl so I can say this.

I can proudly say I've never seen as much as a nanosecond of Jersey Shore. I don't even know which channel MTV is on my cable service. It's on MTV, right? I'm old enough to remember when MTV showed videos!

Samurai

Vehicular Lord Rick

Location: northeastern New York
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No matter where you go, there you are...

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Posted by splumer

I can proudly say I've never seen as much as a nanosecond of Jersey Shore. I don't even know which channel MTV is on my cable service. It's on MTV, right? I'm old enough to remember when MTV showed videos!

yep... mtv should changed their name.

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