My cat experience it this morning. I woke up to him screaming on the fire escape. I ran out and chased the culprit away. My poor boy can barely walk now and is scared of his shadow.

Posted by argonian My cat experience it this morning. I woke up to him screaming on the fire escape. I ran out and chased the culprit away. My poor boy can barely walk now and is scared of his shadow.

Was it a firefighter?

Posted by argonian My cat experience it this morning. I woke up to him screaming on the fire escape. I ran out and chased the culprit away. My poor boy can barely walk now and is scared of his shadow.

What are you doing here? There are no bears or naked nerds here.

I am talking about my poor cat. I just got home from work and can't locate either of my cats. It is the same neighbourhood cat that keeps on harassing them. He has even broken into my apartment before to get at my cats. He is pure evil and I will seek some revenge against him. At the very least I will sharpen my cats claws.

Posted by argonian He has even broken into my apartment before to get at my cats.

That is pretty hardcore. Does he have a leather jacket?

If you're familiar with this animal...call the local animal control office. You never know what disease this thing could be carrying and could pass on to your animals.

Shael

It is my neighbours cat. I found one of my cats, the hurt one. He is hiding underneath furniture and won't come out. He usually follows me room to room and stays under foot, but he won't let me near him. I might have to take him to the vet tomorrow. The other one came home for a few minutes and his face is all cut up. You may wonder why I let him back out. Well, he is much tougher and when he gets bored and feels trapped he picks fights with my sweet Nikita, who I figure could use some peace.

Check that your "No Anal Cat Rape" signs are intact. Some people remove these on the theory that they won't be prosecuted if there are no signs.

Posted by metawaffle Check that your "No Anal Cat Rape" signs are intact. Some people remove these on the theory that they won't be prosecuted if there are no signs.

You know...? I was going to suggest this, but I thought it too obvious.

Wait for him to come back and get him with a great big super soaker squirt gun.

Posted by shellyl Wait for him to come back and get him with a great big super soaker squirt gun.

full of ammonia or hot sauce.

No, you have to give your cats the tools to protect themselves. I recommend steroids and maybe barbed wire gloves for their paws.

He tried to crawl in through my window a few minutes ago. I only noticed because both my cats were beside me and started hissing. I threw a glass of water in his face.

Posted by argonian He tried to crawl in through my window a few minutes ago. I only noticed because both my cats were beside me and started hissing. I threw a glass of water in his face.

Now he'll come back whenever he's thirsty.

You could leave a random cat carcass outside the window as a warning (possibly a roadkilled one). Also, it might attract other predators to keep him away. I'm just full of good ideas!!

Clearly, this poor animal is misunderstood. He's likely the product of a broken home, uncaring owners, and has never felt the nurturing of caring arms. We, as a community need to reach out to him, show him that we understand his suffering, that we feel his pain. Then close your fingers gradually around his throat and continue tightening until the kicking stops for at least 45 seconds.

I think we need to demand a cat bailout.

Posted by PhotoSeeker Clearly, this poor animal is misunderstood. He's likely the product of a broken home, uncaring owners, and has never felt the nurturing of caring arms. We, as a community need to reach out to him, show him that we understand his suffering, that we feel his pain. Then close your fingers gradually around his throat and continue tightening until the kicking stops for at least 45 seconds.

Enough about Nox already!

He goes under the knife today. Apparently his injuries were worse than I noticed/imagined. Poor boy!

Posted by metawaffle Now he'll come back whenever he's thirsty.

I never realised how prophetic this would be.