Soo I was at the beach and bored..Across the street was this AMAZING hotel under construction (almost done on one tower). Here is a picture link: http://www.loopnet...A-67D0B9C937F1.jpg



So it all started when I wanted to seek and explore the middle section between the two towers. No one wanted to go with me so I was stalled for a day. Seizing on a idea I dragged one of the other people in the group and dragged him to a local bar. Got him pissed drunk ( with his wife permission) and I now had a more then willing exploring partner ho was a engineer!

We started the long walk to the hotel, past the port-o-johns, past the sleeping security guard (Drunks are amazing exploring partners..so brazen and fearless)

Finally reaching the hotel we started checking entrances:

-the stairwell doors...Welded shut with metal plates riveted on over the hinges. Also some had 2 deadbolt locks to top it off.

-Parking garage doors...I was so happy when I saw such crappy locks on the doors. Flicked out my knife and easily shoved the locks open...Those MOFO's put 6 inch bars and bolted them to the back side of the door. Permanently sealing the doors from begin open unless un-riveted from the inside.

-Air vents...Padlocked high security locks (very expensive ones) with strong metal grates with internal hinged. No go there as they put these every 4 feet in the vents

-Windows that were accessible - locked form inside with sliding bolts


After getting frustrated and a pissed off drunk who wants to get in we turned to desperate measures. We staggered over to the elevator shaft to ascend through the roof hatch. Those guy put not 1..not 2..but 6 BOLTS with welding to secure the elevator hatch...

I was defeated by a building..With some remorse we explored the waterpark their building with around 10 pools. Climbing was out of the question due to the hotel begin placed 20 feet above ground to allow for hurricane flooding.

I give Kudo's to the builder for having the most secure site ever. No wonder why the security guard could sleep ...


I did get secret Intel on a 400 million gallon lake under a major city nearby..thank you mr.drunk engineer for begin a wonderful partner!