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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > Pickup Lines (Viewed 6123 times)
Ikky 


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^ROLAND LOOK HERE^

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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 40 on 5/10/2009 1:42 AM >
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"Quick! Someone's trying to steal my penis! I need to hide it somewhere dark and wet but warm and inviting!"




I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.
dirt 


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Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 41 on 5/10/2009 3:27 AM >
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Posted by Swiffer


Is that Johnny Knoxville?!


No, No it is not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyd_Rice




He seemed to move among very delicate objects, on ground mined with goodness knows what precious explosives. ~ Jean Cocteau
dirt 


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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 42 on 5/10/2009 3:28 AM >
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Posted by trent


What about those hairy arms? He looks like he could Rape an ape.


Fixed.




He seemed to move among very delicate objects, on ground mined with goodness knows what precious explosives. ~ Jean Cocteau
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