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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > I made a joke, you can has it. (Viewed 1066 times)
Opheliaism 

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I made a joke, you can has it.
< on 11/20/2008 1:04 AM >
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Mother to teenage child: Don't make me take your ass to Nebraska!!




Show up at 9:30 with 15 dollars cash and your fingers crossed.

<Mandias> I think she's gonna slug that cop. -------------------------------------------------------- <Axle> "She's just not a farmer Owen, she has too much of her Father in her." <Axle> Death by Hut
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Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

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Re: I made a joke, you can has it.
< Reply # 1 on 11/20/2008 1:34 AM >
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Mother to teenage child: Don't make me take your ass to Nebraska!!


I don't get it?






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Re: I made a joke, you can has it.
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Here's one I made up.

What does a Mushroom grower and the government have in common?

They keep you in the dark and feed you shit.




He seemed to move among very delicate objects, on ground mined with goodness knows what precious explosives. ~ Jean Cocteau
Opheliaism 

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Re: I made a joke, you can has it.
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Ophie to Dirt: Don't make me explain it.




Show up at 9:30 with 15 dollars cash and your fingers crossed.

<Mandias> I think she's gonna slug that cop. -------------------------------------------------------- <Axle> "She's just not a farmer Owen, she has too much of her Father in her." <Axle> Death by Hut
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Re: I made a joke, you can has it.
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Ophie to Dirt: Don't make me explain it.


0_o







He seemed to move among very delicate objects, on ground mined with goodness knows what precious explosives. ~ Jean Cocteau
Opheliaism 

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"Please don't bring your teenager to Nebraska," Gov. Dave Heineman said.





Show up at 9:30 with 15 dollars cash and your fingers crossed.

<Mandias> I think she's gonna slug that cop. -------------------------------------------------------- <Axle> "She's just not a farmer Owen, she has too much of her Father in her." <Axle> Death by Hut
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< Reply # 6 on 11/20/2008 7:28 AM >
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"Please don't bring your teenager to Nebraska," Gov. Dave Heineman said.




Astonishing. I read that the other day and I couldn't believe it.

Shhhh...don't tell Angalena Jolie.




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Re: I made a joke, you can has it.
< Reply # 7 on 11/21/2008 10:52 PM >
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"Please don't bring your teenager to Nebraska," Gov. Dave Heineman said.




We had to call a special law making session to re-write that and now that can't make up there mind on the age limit.




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