When I first heard Homer Simpson say the bit about guard dogs that shoots bees out of their mouth when they bark, about fifteen years ago, I thought it was pretty funny. And the first couple of times I saw someone reference it on UER I was like "haha, a Simpsons reference. I get Simpsons references".

But come one. Every time the topic of security comes up in a thread about a location, someone has to say "oh man, they have these guard dogs that have bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you". It's not funny anymore!

This post reminds of that chicken that tried to give me an expired coupon.

Posted by MutantMandias This post reminds of that chicken that tried to give me an expired coupon.

And it's the perfect opportunity to unveil my latest invention: the smell-o-scope.

Posted by earthworm And it's the perfect opportunity to unveil my latest invention: the smell-o-scope.

You unveiled that last year!

Posted by metawaffle You unveiled that last year!

But I believe it reveals 50% more smells now
*New and Improved*

I still love the velociraptars riding sharks with laser beams on their heads as a security mechanism. I'm always afraid of running into that.

Posted by trent I still love the velociraptors riding sharks with laser beams on their heads as a security mechanism. I'm always afraid of running into that.

They aren't too bad. Just punch the shark right in the face, and then take the opportunity to convert the velociraptor by spreading the good news about Raptor Jesus.

Posted by Roland When I first heard Homer Simpson say the bit about guard dogs that shoots bees out of their mouth when they bark, about fifteen years ago, I thought it was pretty funny. And the first couple of times I saw someone reference it on UER I was like "haha, a Simpsons reference. I get Simpsons references". But come one. Every time the topic of security comes up in a thread about a location, someone has to say "oh man, they have these guard dogs that have bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you". It's not funny anymore!

you're just scared.


of dogs.


and bees.


and dogs that have bees in their mouths....

No, it's still funny.

Every time I see it from now on, I'm going to masturbate. Because every time I masturbate, God kills a kitten.

"oh man, they have these guard dogs that have bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you"

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yea baby i like it RAW.....

Man, I can do this all day!

COME ON LADIES, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

It's only still made good when I contribute photoshop glory to it.

Then you all learn to love it all over again.

Posted by Roland It's not funny anymore!

Um, yes it is? Simpsons references are funny ALL THE TIME, EVERY TIME!

No matter how many times you say, "I ate the red berries. They taste like burrrnnninnggg!" it is still hilarious.

And no matter how many times you hear, "My cat's breath smells like cat food!" you will still laugh.

And remember when Apu thought he was a hummingbird, and they showed the security camera, and he'd flutter past on his tippie-toes, the "Bzzzzzt" getting louder and quieter, depending on his closeness to the camera?


...
In my religion, saying that a Simpson's reference "isn't funny anymore" is BLASPHEMY!

It gets you immediately condemned to Hell, where Satan force-feeds you donuts until you explode.

Posted by hydrotherapy It's only still made good when I contribute photoshop glory to it.

AGREED

Posted by Emma Peel ... In my religion, saying that a Simpson's reference "isn't funny anymore" is BLASPHEMY! It gets you immediately condemned to Hell, where Satan force-feeds you donuts until you explode.

What would he penalty be were I to say that the last few seasons have been getting less and less funny and maybe its time to pull the plug?

If you were on life support......nah.... I just can't do it.