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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Lengthy, Sophisticated Pieces for the Discerning < on 11/21/2008 12:46 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Lengthy, Sophisticated Pieces for the Discerning < Reply # 1 on 11/21/2008 12:50 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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