So there is this elephant walking in the jungle and he gets a thorn in his foot. He tries and tries to get it out but to no avail due to the fact that he is an elephant.just then a little mouse comes up to him and offers to remove the thorn but says that in return afterwards he gets to fuck the elephant up the ass! the elephant looks at the tiny mouse, rolls his eyes and agrees. the mouse promplty removes the thorn and the elephant moves to walk away. the mouse stops him and says it's his turn to give it to the elephant. The elephant reluctanly agrees and the mouse climbs up the elephant's back to get started. The mouse is getting busy and the elephant is just standing there waiting for it to be over when a monkey up in a tree sees what is going on. He's so annoyed and disgusted by the whole thing that he throws a coconut and beans the elephant right on the head! The elephant begins howling in pain an the mouse on his back says:
"THAT'S RIGHT, TAKE IT ALL!!!"

(I remembered this from a movie and I had to post it!)

LOL WAT

Hah, reminds me of Don Dolmes...

There is an elephant and a mouse siting in a bathtub, and one turns to the other and says: "No soap radio".


Do ya get it?

Posted by dirt There is an elephant and a mouse siting in a bathtub, and one turns to the other and says: "No soap radio". Do ya get it?

*laughs awkwardly along with everyone else*

Posted by metawaffle *laughs awkwardly along with everyone else*

I know! isn't it

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