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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > I like to bitch (Viewed 1262 times)
Caligula 


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I like to bitch
< on 12/3/2008 4:46 AM >
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Well, no,Not really.
But when life hands you something as easy to bitch about, You might as well.

So today i was driving down the L.I.E(Long Island Expressway) When all of a sudden I hear and loud bang or two.

"Wtf was that?"

I pulled into work, Looked under my car expecting to see the muffler or something had fallen off.

No.

It's quite and then I hear it, The hissing sound.

"Sssssssssssssssss...."

I don't know how, But I had somehow managed to pop BOTH of my back tires.

I now have the donut on the one tire, Considering there was a giant slice in the tire. And the other tire is holding air still.

So on top of the

$100 inspection ticket I just paid+$300 to have my cat/Flange fixed(Still havent yet)+Brand new tires+The god damned history with this car=more money then I will ever have.

Seriously, Fuck this vehicle..



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TrixieSparrow 


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I guess.

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< Reply # 1 on 12/3/2008 5:42 AM >
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dude. I have some explosives. We could fix it like the Allies fixed Dresden.




Samurai 

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Re: I like to bitch
< Reply # 2 on 12/3/2008 12:10 PM >
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Posted by Caligula
Well, no,Not really.
But when life hands you something as easy to bitch about, You might as well.

So today i was driving down the L.I.E(Long Island Expressway) When all of a sudden I hear and loud bang or two.

"Wtf was that?"

I pulled into work, Looked under my car expecting to see the muffler or something had fallen off.

No.

It's quite and then I hear it, The hissing sound.

"Sssssssssssssssss...."

I don't know how, But I had somehow managed to pop BOTH of my back tires.

I now have the donut on the one tire, Considering there was a giant slice in the tire. And the other tire is holding air still.

So on top of the

$100 inspection ticket I just paid+$300 to have my cat/Flange fixed(Still havent yet)+Brand new tires+The god damned history with this car=more money then I will ever have.

Seriously, Fuck this vehicle..


you know, since you have gotten this vehicle you have let yourself get fucked on everything from buying it, having it fixed (which I still say you got FUCKED on) and driving it... ever consider that maybe you and this car just don't mesh and you'd be better off without it? Sometimes it gets to a point where you have to say fuck it and get out while you still can... cars are like that. You guys know that I have a special soft spot in my heart for Chevy Cavaliers. Always had good luck with them, never let me down... so i bought a 98 Cavalier sedan last November for a winter beater... it was the car from motherfucking hell. That car hated me, i hated that car.

What's funny is that the girl that got it after me, she's still driving it. She drives the fucking car everywhere fearlessly. Me, I couldn't drive the fucking this to work without it breaking down.

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^burn you evil bitch burn^




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< Reply # 3 on 12/3/2008 12:33 PM >
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Are you kidding me?
You have the worst luck with that car that I have ever seen.

If that is why you can't go this weekend, I will come get you damnit.




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Re: I like to bitch
< Reply # 4 on 12/3/2008 2:17 PM >
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I'm having the same luck with my car. Back tire blew out, and its inspection sticker is out of date, and I can't get it until I fix a tail light and the entire exhaust system (including the catalytic converter) which will cost me at the least $1500. Fuck cars.




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hydrotherapy 

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Re: I like to bitch
< Reply # 5 on 12/3/2008 7:40 PM >
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I exploded a tire once driving on the Verrazano Narrows.

I will hate that bridge for the rest of my days.




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Caligula 


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Re: I like to bitch
< Reply # 6 on 12/4/2008 6:05 AM >
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I seriously hate this car.
When Tax's come, I am getting a new one. Fixing this one and selling it.
I've put more money into the damn thing to keep it running, Then I paid for it!

Being forced to do 40 on the expressway fucking sucks..

I'm also selling my Volkswagen van so.



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< Reply # 7 on 12/4/2008 2:13 PM >
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I had the timing belt go on my car while I was doing 70 through the 93 tunnel in Boston. A cop used his squad car to push mine far enough to where a breakdown lane started. I knew that car was going to fail I just did not expect it to happen so untimely. The timing belt on my other car had the decency to fail in a parking lot.




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shoulda bought an old bimmer.


will you agree with me now?




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Samurai 

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< Reply # 9 on 12/4/2008 8:04 PM >
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I exploded a tire once driving on the Verrazano Narrows.

I will hate that bridge for the rest of my days.


my first trip to college in my Pinto in 1991 rewarded me with an exploded tire on Interstate 87 just shy of Exit 16 (Wilton)... I was going about 80 on 185-75-13 tires when the tire let go... my spare was gone... my mom had drive almost two hours to bring me a spare tire out of my parts Bobcat. It sucked.

cars are not fun sometime.




rainman8889 


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Bye for now.

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< Reply # 10 on 12/6/2008 8:15 PM >
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my first trip to college in my Pinto in 1991 rewarded me with an exploded tire on Interstate 87 just shy of Exit 16 (Wilton)... I was going about 80 on 185-75-13 tires when the tire let go... my spare was gone... my mom had drive almost two hours to bring me a spare tire out of my parts Bobcat. It sucked.

cars are not fun sometime.


True there.

I had the left front tire explode on my Zephyr in 1989 while on the 401. Saw one of the pieces hit a biker as well. Fortunately the guy ducked and the piece just bounced off his helmet and he kept going.

Finally took delivery on the brand new p.o.s. a week later.




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