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z0th Location: /dev/urandom Gender: Male Total Likes: 86 likes On the bleeding edge of cocking things up. \| \| \|	irrational fears. < on 12/8/2008 4:34 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	... that make me laugh. pickles.
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Ikky Location: In Transit Gender: Both Total Likes: 4 likes ^ROLAND LOOK HERE^ \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 1 on 12/8/2008 9:34 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Those lonely nights must suck
	I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

fedge Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes you blight up my life™® \| \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 2 on 12/8/2008 3:33 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	She musta been raped by a green alien. That's my professional opinion on this matter.
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don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 3 on 12/8/2008 4:11 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	pickle surprise!
	leave the gun. take the cannoli.

dirt Location: Oakland, CA Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes Je suis très aimable et très caustique. \| \| \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 4 on 12/8/2008 7:35 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I had a girlfriend who was afraid of fish. It was the strangest thing.
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Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 5 on 12/8/2008 8:45 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	My husband is afriad of cotton balls. I am afraid of bridges and standing water. Oh well
	The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration.

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Posted by Squidgit
My husband is afriad of cotton balls.

I am afraid of bridges and standing water.

Oh well

what would happen if you jumped off a bridge into standing water?

Shut the fuck up and ride that fucking Couchmobile!

dirt

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Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

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Posted by Kbasa

what would happen if you jumped off a bridge into standing water?

She is transported to the sixth dimension.

He seemed to move among very delicate objects, on ground mined with goodness knows what precious explosives. ~ Jean Cocteau

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 8 on 12/9/2008 5:03 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	"Pickles are ruining my life." I blame Cheney for her irrational fears.
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fivepointsix Location: Sudbury Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 9 on 12/18/2008 5:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	i have gynophobia but that's not really an irrational fear.. women are scary creatures!

ActionSatisfaction Esq.

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Posted by dirt
I had a girlfriend who was afraid of fish. It was the strangest thing.

Haha weird, I know a girl who's afraid of fish as well. So much so that she threatened to stop talking to me if I sent her another picture of one. Hahaha.

I also know a girl who's terrified of worms. I value my life though, so I don't tease her about it (much).

I have a friend who's afraid of animals. Literally every animal seems to bother him in some way, even my completely harmless pet pig, and my little leopard gecko. He's also a vegetarian, although I think that's unrelated.

As for me, I don't have any irrational fears. And actually the only thing that really scares me is snapping turtles. But who can blame me? SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THEM.

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shotgun mario Location: MSP Gender: Male Total Likes: 283 likes MSP Elite™ Card-Carrying Member \| \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 11 on 12/27/2008 12:15 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I have a friend who's terrified of non-cloth cotton (cotton balls, sheets of cotton for snow decorations, etc.). For Hallowe'en, we thought about covering her door in a bag of those fake spiderwebs while she was out, but then we realized that she'd really flip out, based on her earlier reactions.
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KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 12 on 12/28/2008 12:04 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I just realized that I'm terrified of credit card fraud.
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KublaKhan

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Posted by KublaKhan
I just realized that I'm terrified of credit card fraud.

...and prison. Federal incarceration. Scary shit.

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Ikky

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Posted by KublaKhan

...and prison. Federal incarceration. Scary shit.

Dude you're messed up in the head

Go seek help, seriously. Free meals and bumsecks, what more could one want?

I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

KublaKhan

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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Posted by Iqueld

Dude you're messed up in the head

Go seek help, seriously. Free meals and bumsecks, what more could one want?

I already get that. Plus free cable.

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Squidgit

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Posted by Kbasa

what would happen if you jumped off a bridge into standing water?

o.O

.......................

I would make sure I died before hitting the water. Some how.

The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration.

Ikky

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Posted by KublaKhan

I already get that. Plus free cable.

But do you get surprise bumsecks?

I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

Crumpet Location: Brisbane, AUS Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes You know you're in Brisbane when... \| \| \|	Re: irrational fears. < Reply # 18 on 1/9/2009 7:07 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I love the part where they play the emotional "doot doo doot doot doo" music, and she's all in tears about how pickles ruined her life. Is it really that hard to stay away from pickles, anyway?
	- Crumpet (http://www.urbanillusions.org) [from micro's "drainer rules"] 3rd RULE: If someone says "rain" or "thunderstorm", the draining is over.

KublaKhan

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Posted by Iqueld

But do you get surprise bumsecks?

Only when Toad is in town.

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