Ways to ruin your first date:

1. Shoplift something and make your date pay for it

2. Become overly obsessed with him, dress exactly like him, and cut your hair short to match his

3. While at a restaurant, tell him you have to go to the bathroom. When he asks "aren't you going to the bathroom?" tell him "I just did."

4. Wait for a freezing cold night. Dress skimpily and ask for his jacket so he ends up freezing.

5. Get super-drunk and throw up in his car

6. Mention that you mother has a crush on him


Can you guys help me think up some more? I'm making a list just for the hell of it.

7. Constantly talk about your ex's

8. Constantly mention, outloud, that their sibling/mother is hot.

Posted by Axle 7. Constantly talk about your ex's

or 9. Constantly talk about your significant other.

10. Flirt with your dates friends, but not your date.

11. Visit the clinic together and buy some gift certificates.
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12. "Accidentally" slip into the wrong hole.

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This is a bad date in which the gentleman in question turned out to be a decent guy. However, the date itself was - well, terrifying. I mean, it started out okay. We had sushi and drinks. Then, he asked if I wanted to see the tunnels under the City. I thought, okay - tunnels, neat! Maybe at some point in the future that would be fun. No, he meant right then. I ended up going along with this, but I found out that accessing the tunnels meant breaking in through a sewer tunnel. Not a tall enough one to walk in, either. I reiterate, this guy was really nice. Cute, even. But. Crawling through a sewer on a first date is asking a bit much. After crawling maybe 100 feet, the tunnel widened enough that we could stand up. In coffin-shaped tunnels. This was about when I realized that this man could well be planning to kill me. I thought about my ability to outcrawl him. I then also remembered I had no idea when it was going to rain next. I thought about water gushing down the corridor and washing me up to the narrowed part, and I realized that I probably couldn't get all the way through there holding my breath. So, crawling through a sewer, combined with thinking of two distinct possibilities that could well end in the kind of death where they wouldn't find my body for a very long time sorta made for an unappetizing combo. I think probably the top two things you don't want to be thinking about on a first date are 1) gruesome death and 2) raw sewage. In that order. I know that I disappointed him deeply by getting creeped out and needing to leave so quickly after entering the sewer. But, well, at least that bad date didn't ulitmately end up with me dead in a gutter. So I guess it wasn't all bad.

Take a first date exploring through a sewer tunnel has got to be on the list for explorers. It wasnt me btw, I'm married to an explorer chick who has trooped through sewers and everywhere else with me.

I've learned the hard way non-explorers do not want dates in abandoned building or storm drains! Once i set up dinner and junk in an abandoned building and it took me forever to persuade them to go in and when they saw the food and stuff said "we arent staying in here are we?". Then the second time was an after thought, the date was coming to a close and we were walking home when i saw a drain i never been in. I ran down the hill and started in when i realised my date was standing outside the entrance looking disgusted.

Such a hard dating world for the female explorer haha. Such a hopeless romantic.

13. Tell him or her you are 15 knowing full well they are 43.

If he farts, ask him if an skunk crawled up his ass and died.

Posted by MindHacker 12. "Accidentally" slip into the wrong hole.

There's a wrong hole?!?

Posted by fedge There's a wrong hole?!?

Only if you are this guy:

Posted by monster If he farts, ask him if an skunk crawled up his ass and died.

No no,ask him to pull YOUR finger.

"If you come in my mouth, I'll kill your dog."

Bring her back to your apartment to meet your pet pot-bellied pig.

It can really go either way.

=P

15. While spending the night at his house, ask if you can take a shower. After you are done in the shower, leave a big steamy pile of shit in the shower for him to clean up.

Posted by monster 15. While spending the night at his house, ask if you can take a shower. After you are done in the shower, leave a big steamy pile of shit in the shower for him to clean up.

That doesn't work, as this kind of thing gets me off sexually.

Posted by monster leave a big steamy pile of shit in the shower for him to clean up.

Your own? Or, should you carry some along in a bag, just in case?

Posted by monster 15. While spending the night at his house, ask if you can take a shower. After you are done in the shower, leave a big steamy pile of shit in the shower for him to clean up.

May I recommend you spend your time talking to guys instead of thinking of foul ways to foul things up and posting them on the internet?

Getting away from the computer does wonders.

At the moment, there is only 1 guy that I want, and I started this thread for the lulz and only lulz.

Posted by monster At the moment, there is only 1 guy that I want, and I started this thread for the lulz and only lulz.

I'm taken.

Up yours.

Posted by monster Up yours.

No, no, he's taken; I don't think you can put things up his anything.