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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pets > An open letter to Mandi. (Viewed 2469 times)
SaraBellum 

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An open letter to Mandi.
< on 1/5/2009 11:39 AM >
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Dear Mandias,

Please post more pictures of your pretty new dog, Diana. I have joined you to this board so you can do this. Thanks in advance.

Love,
Sara!




[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness

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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 1 on 1/5/2009 1:29 PM >
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I already ate it. Sorry.




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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 2 on 1/5/2009 1:33 PM >
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Ooooh - I want to see pics of Diana too!! Pleeeease?!




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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 3 on 1/5/2009 5:54 PM >
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We had to postpone the pickup date until this weekend. There may be a picture taken at some point.




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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 4 on 1/10/2009 10:38 PM >
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She's good with cats. She walks up stairs without a problem.


She's a cutie. The best part about her is her nose, which curves to the left.
















And she's got an over-bite.





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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 5 on 1/10/2009 11:13 PM >
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Mandi, she's beautiful!!! You've made me the happiest girl in the world!

I wish all dogs had overbites, they're so cute.



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[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness

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< Reply # 6 on 1/11/2009 7:40 AM >
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oh she's beautiful.... what kind and how old?




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She's 4 and a half. She came from the Jacksonville track about a month ago.

Here she is in a schooling race where she got 1st place... coming out of gate 4, wearing a green vest.





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< Reply # 8 on 1/11/2009 1:54 PM >
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Why didn't you just adopt me? My nose goes a little to the left too!




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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 9 on 1/11/2009 1:57 PM >
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Your nose is too cold on my balls.




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Even after the operation?




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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 11 on 1/11/2009 2:06 PM >
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Why do you always turn sexy talk into medical discussions?




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Cause that's the way I am. : )




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awesome race... she left those other dogs in the dust!




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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 14 on 1/12/2009 2:10 AM >
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Why do you always turn sexy talk into medical discussions?


Medical talk is sexy talk.




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Re: An open letter to Mandi.
< Reply # 15 on 1/28/2009 9:02 PM >
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Nice dog, but can she do this yet?




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She's good with cats. She walks up stairs without a problem.


She's a cutie. The best part about her is her nose, which curves to the left.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/3185331109_f2be38ffdb.jpg?v=0



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3185330669_ce7a0f7bf9.jpg?v=0


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3414/3185330009_0c0dbce371.jpg?v=0


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3518/3185329437_efc695b7a5.jpg?v=0




And she's got an over-bite.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3340/3185351525_d01d4d6f68.jpg?v=0


She's a beauty all right.
And that over-bite gives her a "shark" but cute look as well.



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And here is the bit that makes it all worthwhile.... Announcing to Sara that we no longer have Diana.

I was never in favor of getting a dog. But when we went to see them and I agreed to get Diana, I was as supportive as I could be.

She was very good with cats and kids, but she really needed more company than we were able to provide. She would have been great with another dog, or with someone who was home more, but we don't have room for another dog, and they just didn't realize how little we are at home.

So, after less than a week, my wife, feeling absolutely sick about it, called the guy and said that we felt that we had to bring her back. I even offered that she could tell the guy that it was all my fault.

Anyway, since they all felt so bad about the whole thing and were all crying and blubbery, I had to be the one to return her. She was a very sweet dog, and it was good to see her get excited to be in the company of other greyhounds again.

And, without my even having to say one thing, it was decided that we would never have a dog again, and I am happy.




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ARGH!!!!!! You did this all on purpose!! It was the ultimate burn on me. Damn you, Mandi!




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Your dog is beautiful. I love greyhounds.




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