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hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Guy steals shark, puts in jacket < on 1/21/2009 6:49 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Guy buys eel with stolen credit card. Guy gets arrested. Guy remains awesome. Shark Shoplifter Ratted Out By Eel 30-year-old Long Island native Elbert Starks was arrested yesterday for allegedly shoplifting a live shark from Total Aquarium in Lynbrook. Police say the heist took place last month, when Starks—a sex offender on probation—grabbed a $350 nurse shark from a tank, put it into his jacket, and drove it to a new home in his apartment's aquarium. (The shark survived!) Starks is also accused of using a credit card stolen from another pet shop to buy a 2-foot-long green moray eel for $300, which he put in the tank with the shark. An employee tells the Post, "This guy obviously has a thing for fish." He's charged with grand larceny, which could land him in jail for five years; in his defense, Stark's lawyer explains, "He loves sea life basically, that's what it comes down to." (N.B.: This sharknapping took place weeks before our interview with a shoplifter, so it's definitely not a copycat crime.) http://gothamist.c...ould_have_gott.php
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don_corleyone Location: F/RoX Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes I have abandonment issues \| \|	Re: Guy steals shark, puts in jacket < Reply # 1 on 1/21/2009 7:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	this guy is my new hero. i had to get rid of my eel
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ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: Guy steals shark, puts in jacket < Reply # 2 on 1/21/2009 7:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH... this makes me laugh so hard still. My favorite parts: "This guy obviously has a thing for fish." and "He loves sea life basically, that's what it comes down to."
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	Starks steals sharks I like. I'm glad the little fella survived but that's super sketchy dangerous!
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Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH... this makes me laugh so hard still.

My favorite parts: "This guy obviously has a thing for fish."
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"He loves sea life basically, that's what it comes down to."

Just like Troy McClure. Sad.

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Posted by sandaili

Just like Troy McClure. Sad.

(gangster voice)
I thought you said Troy McClure sleeps with the fishes?

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ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: Guy steals shark, puts in jacket < Reply # 6 on 6/23/2009 4:15 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	And 6 months later it's still my tag line!
	"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.

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