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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > Some new ones from XKCD (Viewed 9249 times)
KublaKhan 


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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 20 on 9/2/2009 6:35 PM >
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Bah. My mom only weighs about 2 kilograms.


Yeah...but if you 'just add water' she's a whole lot more, no?




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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 21 on 9/2/2009 6:37 PM >
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I guess it also matters if you are counting the box she's in.




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KublaKhan 


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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 22 on 9/2/2009 7:42 PM >
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Instant Mom?

(sorry...poor taste)




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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 23 on 9/2/2009 7:48 PM >
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(sorry...poor taste)



No, she tastes fine now.











Much better than when she was alive.




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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 24 on 9/25/2009 12:20 PM >
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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 25 on 2/16/2010 2:28 AM >
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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 26 on 2/16/2010 7:18 AM >
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I have a big grin from the Calvin and Hobbes reference

http://imgs.xkcd.c.../snow_tracking.png

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I actually chuckled at the jibe at Toyota.




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Re: Some new ones from XKCD
< Reply # 27 on 5/10/2010 12:45 PM >
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It was actually funny today. I think he's been slacking recently.


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