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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > A haven for the old (30 or older please) > Those with children (Viewed 2324 times)
argonian 


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Those with children
< on 2/5/2009 4:57 AM >
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I don't have any. So, I have decided to take it upon myself to tell you how to raise them. This is ignoring the fact that I am currently drunk.




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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 1 on 2/5/2009 5:11 AM >
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So that's it? That's your advice? "I am currently drunk"?


Actually come to think of it, that's not bad advice at all...





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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 2 on 2/5/2009 5:51 AM >
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I don't have any. So, I have decided to take it upon myself to tell you how to raise them. This is ignoring the fact that I am currently drunk.


Are Mandias-style beatings the order of the day?




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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 3 on 2/5/2009 5:53 AM >
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I think Mandi is more emotionally abusive, like giving his children awesome dogs and then taking them away.




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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 4 on 2/5/2009 5:55 AM >
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I agree with Sara. I mean all I really do is say "step away from the computer and give your child a pat on the head and a scratch on the chin." In my defense, I also want you to strut into the bedroom and tell your lady "hey, it is night, be like Karl and eat a knob!"




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metawaffle 

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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 5 on 2/5/2009 6:15 AM >
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Actually, my comment was a subtle response to a comment Mandi made a long, long time ago. I would hope that everyone reads every post on the forums, and commits them to memory, and can thus get full value from my responses.




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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 6 on 2/5/2009 7:04 AM >
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So that's it? That's your advice? "I am currently drunk"?


Actually come to think of it, that's not bad advice at all...




Indeed. I'm writing this one down, as it is so obviously valuable.

Thanks for the heads up on that one.




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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 7 on 2/5/2009 12:59 PM >
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I would hope that everyone reads every post on the forums, and commits them to memory, and can thus get full value from my responses.


Hear hear. Why even have a forum if people don't obsessively read every post and commit them to memory.




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WEKurtz 


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Re: Those with children
< Reply # 8 on 5/9/2009 10:52 AM >
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I was going to just make this "kids" entry, but the "currently drunk" thing sounds fun too. Oh shit, it's 6:50 a.m. Oh well WTF. 1.






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