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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > A haven for the old (30 or older please) > Cougar Bait (Viewed 2101 times)
Shuga_Shane 


Location: Richburg, Lynchmond
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"THRILL'D OUT DRUG SEEKER"

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Cougar Bait
< on 2/24/2009 5:53 PM >
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I needs a sugar mama.




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argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
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"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Cougar Bait
< Reply # 1 on 2/24/2009 6:57 PM >
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I only make $50,000.00 a year. Somehow I think you are low maintenance and that I could still afford your services.




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MutantMandias 

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Location: Atlanta, GA
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Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.

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Re: Cougar Bait
< Reply # 2 on 2/24/2009 7:07 PM >
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This thread is much more depressing that I expected.




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Shuga_Shane 


Location: Richburg, Lynchmond
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"THRILL'D OUT DRUG SEEKER"

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Re: Cougar Bait
< Reply # 3 on 2/24/2009 7:07 PM >
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Posted by argonian
I only make $50,000.00 a year. Somehow I think you are low maintenance and that I could still afford your services.


Holy crap, you're rich!!! That's more than twice what the average person makes in Lynchburg.
Yeah, I'm a pretty cheap date, It seems like I get just a couple shots in me and I turn into a total slutbag.




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G to the Race 


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Hi!

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Re: Cougar Bait
< Reply # 4 on 2/24/2009 8:02 PM >
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I have one, it ain't all that.




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shellyl 


Location: Lenoir NC
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I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things.

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Re: Cougar Bait
< Reply # 5 on 2/24/2009 8:08 PM >
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Posted by argonian
I only make $50,000.00 a year. Somehow I think you are low maintenance and that I could still afford your services.


You are a few thousand ahead of me!. Enjoy I can't compete.




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Shuga_Shane 


Location: Richburg, Lynchmond
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"THRILL'D OUT DRUG SEEKER"

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Re: Cougar Bait
< Reply # 6 on 2/24/2009 8:35 PM >
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You are a few thousand ahead of me!. Enjoy I can't can compete.






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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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Re: Cougar Bait
< Reply # 7 on 2/24/2009 8:41 PM >
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Actually, I would just make Shane a map of all the dumpsters in the city. I am too cheap to share my wealth.




Que pasa, baby?
metawaffle 

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< Reply # 8 on 2/24/2009 10:16 PM >
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"You're living in a dumpster?"

"Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit."




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