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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > A haven for the old (30 or older please) > How old are the oldies? (Viewed 12288 times)
Poll Question:
How old are you?
Total Votes:54
1. 18 or less (I should be doing homework, or down a mine)00 %
2. 19-29 (I am sneaky, or naked for argonian)916.67 %
3. 30-341731.48 %
4. 35-391120.37 %
5. 40-44916.67 %
6. 45-4947.41 %
7. 50-5447.41 %
8. 55-5900 %
9. 60-6400 %
10. 65 plus00 %

metawaffle 

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How old are the oldies?
< on 3/5/2009 6:22 AM >
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I asked this of the Drainers and of the general masses, but let's see how things fare in this more exclusive setting.




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argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
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"Now with added cats!"

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< Reply # 1 on 3/5/2009 7:29 PM >
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I was born on December 17, 1972. I am old and fartish!




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rob.i.am 


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< Reply # 2 on 3/5/2009 8:41 PM >
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I'm 9 years older than Argonian. Thankfully I don't have the same problem with gas.




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Location: Sudbury, Ontario
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I have abandonment issues.

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< Reply # 3 on 3/5/2009 8:47 PM >
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1968... and accepting it




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metawaffle 

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Re: How old are the oldies?
< Reply # 4 on 3/5/2009 9:43 PM >
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Argonian has three years on me, which she seems to think makes her wiser, wittier, and more attractive.




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Intrinsic 


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< Reply # 5 on 3/5/2009 9:48 PM >
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Argonian has three years on me, which she seems to think makes her wiser, wittier, and more attractive.


Argonian is witty though, I want to run up to her and give her a great big hug every time I read one of her posts.

Attraction would be relevant if this were UER dating but alas, 'tis not.





SaraBellum 

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< Reply # 6 on 3/6/2009 12:03 AM >
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Argonian is witty though, I want to run up to her and give her a great big hug every time I read one of her posts.



Yeah, me too.




[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness

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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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< Reply # 7 on 3/6/2009 12:30 AM >
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Oh my. With all these favourable responses I just can't decided which uer member to masturbate to tonight.






I just got home from binge drinking, so my "wit" is a bit bawdy.




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rainman8889 


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Bye for now.

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< Reply # 8 on 3/6/2009 3:06 AM >
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1968... and accepting it


1967 for me.




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Samurai 

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No matter where you go, there you are...

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< Reply # 9 on 3/6/2009 5:00 AM >
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July 17, 1973
2:24pm




Shael 


Location: Witherbee, NY.
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Baaaaah.

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March 21, 1974 at 5:30am...and I'm not happy with it.

I turn 35 in 15 days and counting and I'm not happy with it at all. I wake up every morning wondering when I got old, wondering why didn't I see my body falling apart and do something about it and wondering why I can't do the things I used to.

Shael



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PorkChopExpress 


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< Reply # 11 on 3/6/2009 6:48 AM >
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September 11, 1969




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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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I don't like the turn this thread has taken since my last post. I really don't.




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rob.i.am 


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< Reply # 13 on 3/6/2009 4:42 PM >
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I don't like the turn this thread has taken since my last post. I really don't.


How so?






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argonian 


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< Reply # 14 on 3/6/2009 4:54 PM >
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There is an obvious lack of compliments directed at me.




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rob.i.am 


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< Reply # 15 on 3/6/2009 5:25 PM >
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Argonian is much younger than me and almost as funny.




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rob.i.am 


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< Reply # 16 on 3/6/2009 7:17 PM >
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There is an obvious lack of compliments directed at me.



Posted by rob666
Argonian is much younger than me and almost as funny.



Not enough?





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argonian 


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Not nearly enough.




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MutantMandias 

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Location: Atlanta, GA
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< Reply # 18 on 3/6/2009 7:52 PM >
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Not nearly enough.


Your pussy looks really sweet.




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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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Which one? Nikita, Baby or the anal rapist?




Que pasa, baby?
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