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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > UE Personals! (Viewed 46331 times)
Harvestman 


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< Reply # 160 on 3/20/2012 3:54 PM >
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I predict that I'll eventually end up having sex with someone from UER.




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< Reply # 161 on 3/20/2012 4:04 PM >
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Cant we all just have casual sex with each other? Ladies, I'm down.


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< Reply # 162 on 3/20/2012 7:31 PM >
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Cant we all just have casual sex with each other?


I thought that's what UER events were for?




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< Reply # 163 on 3/20/2012 10:13 PM >
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I thought that's what UER events were for?


http://www.uer.ca/...d=1&threadid=97685 = www.match.com ?




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< Reply # 164 on 3/20/2012 10:56 PM >
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Damn, I totally want to go to that but I can't make it this year. So pissed off about that, you just had to bring it up didn't you?




Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
cdevon 


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< Reply # 165 on 3/20/2012 11:19 PM >
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well yeah.... i was gonna go and try to hook up, but you are not going so i will stay home and explore the bar...




When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
Harvestman 


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< Reply # 166 on 3/21/2012 2:48 AM >
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well yeah.... i was gonna go and try to hook up, but you are not going so i will stay home and explore the bar...



Take nothing but shots, leave nothing but vomit.




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cdevon 


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< Reply # 167 on 3/21/2012 9:04 PM >
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Take nothing but shots, leave nothing but vomit.


i have a uni-card. im a pro class drinker son.




When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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< Reply # 169 on 3/23/2012 12:06 AM >
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Cant we all just have casual sex with each other? Ladies, I'm down.


So.. see you soon?




"Steve, I was going to bed, I'm going to be on, and I have to throw com dot. Manning and Sean, slash, Sandra come into my name is John thousand anytime doctor that it maybe she'll come. Maybe she want. I think this please. I will probably show up when you are going to be there and calling and they are people okay alright. Bye bye."
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< Reply # 170 on 3/23/2012 12:43 AM >
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I predict that I'll eventually end up having sex with someone from UER.


Your place or mine?

Want me to bring the penguin suit?




Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
Send4Help 


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< Reply # 171 on 3/23/2012 12:47 PM >
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So.. see you soon?


You know it!!




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cdevon 


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< Reply # 172 on 4/15/2012 5:29 PM >
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"facebook to myplace" - not the same ring to it as "Myspace to myplace".
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< Reply # 173 on 4/15/2012 10:42 PM >
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"facebook to myplace" - not the same ring to it as "Myspace to myplace".



Fixed that for you, just like they do it in all the movies where they use those strange L-shaped sheets.








Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
cdevon 


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< Reply # 174 on 4/19/2012 1:19 AM >
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Fixed that for you, just like they do it in all the movies where they use those strange L-shaped sheets.







^ cute...

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When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
amy atomic 


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< Reply # 175 on 6/21/2012 4:14 AM >
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I predict that I'll eventually end up having sex with someone from UER.


It's okay, everybody makes mistakes.




Harvestman 


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< Reply # 176 on 6/21/2012 5:25 AM >
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It's okay, everybody makes mistakes.


And joining UER is the first in a series of progressively idiotic mistakes.




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A Through Z Explorations 


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Some of the stuff you guys type in here is pure gold! I do not know whether to read it as y'all being serious or not, but it is providing me with non-stop laughter.

Why isn't this sub-thread active to this day?!




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