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tekriter
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Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
| | | Re: LOL: Post Rapture Pet Care < Reply # 5 on 5/2/2009 5:09 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | We should open up franchises! http://www.usatoda...01-08-08-scams.htm There is a huge market for this stuff and our target audience is somewhat sub-prime. I'll set up a pay pal account and you guys send me a hundred bucks each to be "ordained". You each then get to recruit 50 "bishops" for $100. Send me $50 from each one for "hat fees". Once I get the money, I'll tell you the rest. Anyone?
| It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so, and will follow it by suppressing opposition, subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young, and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics. Robert A. Heinlen |
| earthworm
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| | | If The Rapture Happened Right Now, What Would Happen To Your Pets? < Reply # 7 on 2/17/2010 5:27 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | So you're not a Christian, don't believe there will be a Rapture, but you love animals and have an open mind. Please read on. Here at After The Rapture Pet Care, we are setting up a network of non-believing pet lovers who are willing to register with us, just in case there really is a Rapture. There's no cost, nothing to lose, by registering with us. Your information is secure and will never be shared with anyone outside our immediate organization, so you don't have to worry about someone pressuring you to believe anything. If the Rapture happens, you'll be contacted and asked to help rescue the registered pets in your area. If the Rapture does not happen, you won't hear from us again except for an occasional request to "check in" once or twice a year to be sure your information is up to date. Please complete the form below with as much information as possible. | http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/
| Tourism, human circulation considered as consumption is fundamentally nothing more than the leisure of going to see what has become banal. |
| Esoterik
Location: Kansas City Gender: Male Total Likes: 122 likes
| | | Re: LOL: Post Rapture Pet Care < Reply # 10 on 2/17/2010 5:13 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | If/when the rapture happens, it will be unpredicted: Matthew 24:36-41 "36] But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. [37] But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. [38] For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, [39] And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. [40] Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. [41] Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left." And from I understand, when one ascends to heaven, all earthly cares and worries cease - I assume that applies to pets/animals as well - your pet might live, it might die, but it won't matter much.
| “You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.” |
| MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | | Re: LOL: Post Rapture Pet Care < Reply # 11 on 4/28/2010 5:31 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Esoterik "For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away"
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People really should pay attention when some guy is building an ark in his backyard. Posted by Esoterik "Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left."
| Wow. Is that all this rapture thing is? 2 people disappearing? Hunh. I always thought it might be more impressive.
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