girlfriends that have become so irritating, you want to hang yourself when you hear them cough, let alone talk.

Posted by bandi customers that think they're mechanics, too. I would say 24/25 of my customers "used to be a mechanic"

The only time you "used to be a mechanic" is when you made a living as one for at least 2 years.. other than that you worked on your own car once in a while... sorry i hear this crap everyday from my buddy...

Posted by bandi girlfriends that have become so irritating, you want to hang yourself when you hear them cough, let alone talk.

Suddenly, Alzheimer's doesn't seem that bad.

Otherwise, Alzheimer's pisses me off.

Posted by JBuss The only time you "used to be a mechanic" is when you made a living as one for at least 2 years.. other than that you worked on your own car once in a while... sorry i hear this crap everyday from my buddy...

i hate this shit.
well, if you were a mechanic, you'll have no problem taking this pile of steaming metal shit home and FIXING IT YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!!!!!!!!
kthanxbye

Exactly... if you're a mechanic, why the fuck did you bring your car to me? Is your hoist broken?

Posted by bandi girlfriends that have become so irritating, you want to hang yourself when you hear them cough, let alone talk.

She's going away for a week!

It pisses me off that I now work for three companies and my workload is three times as heavy because of my company filing bankruptcy. Oh, and my job is getting outsourced to India in nine months.

Losing most of the things and people you care about inside of one week due to stupidity on your own part.

Shael

Posted by willskith It pisses me off that I now work for three companies and my workload is three times as heavy because of my company filing bankruptcy. Oh, and my job is getting outsourced to India in nine months.

Your future IT department

The 95% of people in grocery stores who use can't use shopping carts without getting blatantly in the way of everyone. Get the fuck out of my way you fucking [Select one: Cunt|Dick]

The 85% of cashiers who think the single item you put down on the belt belongs to the person in front of you while you still left a 5 foot gap on the conveyor belt between that other person's things and yours and the cashier only had two more items to scan from the person in front of you. Really, you're too fucking dumb to notice?

The odd 5% of people that see you drop your cart off in the parking lot and then follow you to your car to take your spot when you leave. To me that's the perfect time to re-organize my change/coin trays. (Of these people, 99% should park really far away and burn off some calories walking)

The 15% of the people who leave their shopping cart anywhere they want.

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Summed up, if you're a customer or employee of a grocery store there's about a 50% chance you need to die in a fire.

When your cellphone interferes with your computer speakers, making a random series of noises every so often. Damn phone needs to be all the way on the other side of the room to avoid this. Grrr.


Speaking of outsourcing tech support, I'm glad one can call most bank branches and expect to talk to a helpful representative that (usually) speaks good english. At least, that was my experience today.

raunchy neighbors having boisterous sex.

I just saw 'The Men Who State at Goats'. WTF? What a waste of a movie. It's an hour and a half of build up to nothing and then it ends 20 minutes later.

Posted by trent I just saw 'The Men Who State at Goats'. WTF? What a waste of a movie. It's an hour and a half of build up to nothing and then it ends 20 minutes later.

I just saw that last night. While somewhat confused, I thought it was entertaining. Though it did seem to be setting up for something that never happened.


Personally I think this could have been rectified by featuring more baby goats.

The movie was a disappointment, to say the least. The book was better. Much better.

Shael

I have to fight off a murderous rage when someone walks across my floors when I've just mopped them. A small,stupid thing but seriously. Stay off the fucking floor until it dries,too much to ask?

Posted by Wiccan I have to fight off a murderous rage when someone walks across my floors when I've just mopped them. A small,stupid thing but seriously. Stay off the fucking floor until it dries,too much to ask?

Hehe, I did that to a drug store right before closing time after coming out of a drain a few weeks ago. I had mud all over my boots. And my hands. And my face. And my money. I don't think the cashier was too happy about it.

Finding out I can't get a job a Burger King because even though I said I will take min wage because something is better than nothing, I'm over-fucking-qualified!!! Guess my ability to speak english and comb my hair did me in. Fuckers.

i put in a bid sheet for another position where I work. It's for what is called, and this is a mouthful, "Entry Level Apprentice for Instrumentation/Electrical Maintenance"
it sounds like more fun than what I am doing now.
the rub? the pisseth-thou-off? the bids go by seniority.
i am shy of 5 years at the place...

Posted by Samurai i put in a bid sheet for another position where I work. It's for what is called, and this is a mouthful, "Entry Level Apprentice for Instrumentation/Electrical Maintenance" it sounds like more fun than what I am doing now. the rub? the pisseth-thou-off? the bids go by seniority. i am shy of 5 years at the place...

Murder the competition.