Posted by logtec ripped a fence-board off and threw it at the owner, then blamed a few kids walking down the street when he asked "what the fcuk are you doing?"

lol i think you already said taht one XD

Posted by vapula lol i think you already said taht one XD

ooops sorry, thats the effects of drinking and being online...

Posted by logtec ooops sorry, thats the effects of drinking and being online...

wait... that might have happened more then one time... "might have"!
don't remember...

Started drinking at 4pm... kept solidly drinking until about 2am, when I tried to climb a building. The trying stopped when I was about 20 feet up.

Walked away with bruised ribs, a concussion, and a broken hand.

I now generally have people supervise me when I'm drinking.

Don't know how I missed this thread for so long. There's a lot, so I might as well just stick to the better ones:

Broke the front of a car all to hell after it's occupants tried to egg my friends and I

Tore a shrub out of someone's lawn and decided to put it in front of their door

Took a for sale sign out of the ground, carried it almost two city blocks, and sunk it rather firmly into a very expensive looking house

Chased away a car full of kids with a random piece of scrap metal

Gone to work

Gone to a work Christmas party

Posted by s.l.o.t.h Took a for sale sign out of the ground, carried it almost two city blocks, and sunk it rather firmly into a very expensive looking house

I did that one as well except with a sign for some roofing company. I carried it about 5km away (from some house near Dundurn to a place near Wentworth). I wasn't really drunk either, I just thought it would look better somewhere else.

as a kid i was camping and noticed the posts with the site numbers could be wiggled loose and out of the ground. i switched a few posts from sites that had campers on them with a few posts from empty camp sites. Then i sat back and watched the confusion i had created... campers "camping" and campers trying to set-up camp at/on the wrong sites, they started yelling and arguing with each other, finally the park's supervisor came to calm down the situation all and straighten out this whole mess!
i wasn't drunk cuz i was a kid, but man i was a lil shit disturber!

I think her name was Ashley.

She was stupid, I was drunk.

Posted by bandi I think her name was Ashley. She was stupid, I was drunk.

marcie, she was a big girl... thanks crown and coke. lets just say i know where i can park my truck next time...

Posted by estherella also fireworks whilst drunk - stupid? maybe. awesome? YES.

CHEST FEST

http://www.youtube...#p/u/0/4t_aiZDqAUc

Posted by estherella also fireworks whilst drunk - stupid? maybe. awesome? YES.

Yes. I've done this a few times. It always ends in a fantastic display of... well... awesome!

Here's an overview...
- Tried to break up a chick fight. Got knocked out (the only one to get hurt btw LOL). I still have a scar next to my eye and pics to prove it.
- HS party at a farm - "lets touch this electric fence" zzzzzt - yup, it's on!
- I'll check to see if he's a real Scotsman and wearing something under that kilt! (he was btw)
- Outside of a beer tent "officer, would I pass a sobriety test". Officer - laughing.
- Lots of I love you man, we should make out comments...

There are many more...one includes missing pants. We'll save that for a rainy day.

-For my friends last birthday I decided to (smirnoff)"ice" everybody when they came over to my house...no one would do it unless I did it with them so I ended up drinking about 7 of them plus all the whiskey I was drinking...by the time we made it to the bar I projectile vomited all over my b-day friend.

-Slept in the desert on the ground with my face in a spiky plant.

-Flame blowing with Bacardi 151...I didn't get hurt amazingly enough

-Friends and I walked 3 miles to get to a downtown bar/art walk and I sprained my ankle on a curb like an idiot, had to walk all the way home.

-Driven to pick up more drugs...ugh

When I was 17, I went to subway at about 1 am, with a friend of mine. We convinced one of the employees to trade his engagement ring for my friend's ring, which she'd gotten for free. We were drinking openly the whole time, and to this day, my friend has his engagement ring.

More recently, I decided it was a good idea to beer bong two bottles of wine at once. I ended passing out at a friend's house at around 3 am, but all I remember after the wine is waking up at 10 am, at home, with cuts and dirt all over the tops of my feet (the bottoms were relatively clean and unharmed).