OK, so what's the speed of dark?
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism -- to steal from many is research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It's a bitch to fold it.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?"
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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