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KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: A dog is enough for me < Reply # 2 on 6/4/2009 2:09 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Wilky Because it poops outside and doesn't require me to wipe it's ass. I post this because my wife and I have recently decided we don't want to have kids. Just a pack of dogs.
| Well...think carefully about your choice. If your kid steals your classic '65 Mustang, you're not allowed to beat him. If, however, your dog steals your classic '65 Mustang, you can have the fucker killed, and no one will ever question your decision. That said, if you don't feed your kids for a week, they'll get listless and really quiet. If you don't feed your dog for a week, it will eat you. A child will eventually learn to use a toilet. A dog will shit on your shoes every day until you kill it. A kid can cut your lawn, clean your garage, detail your classic '65 Mustang. A dog will shit on your lawn, roll in your garbage, but will be an excellent traveling companion in your '65 Mustang.
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| rainman8889
Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose. Total Likes: 26 likes
Bye for now.
| | | Re: A dog is enough for me < Reply # 16 on 11/3/2009 2:56 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by maypost Too many people underestimate the level of character and loyalty you get from a pet bird.
| Yeah. I've had budgies before and they are fun to have around. Especially when they can do wolf whistles and make puking noises when you say "Kentucky Fried Chicken". As for dogs, hmm. 1) You can spay/neuter a dog and no one will criticize you. 2) You can put a dog on a leash. 3) You don't have to worry about the dog blurting something embarrassing. Lots of other advantages but I'll keep it to three.
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